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#GaslightGatekeepGirlboss i write shit

[tyu1forever]

Bout me ☽✧ :-゜・.

she/he/they

Always in my marauders & percy jackson era ✨

I write stories and am willing to write anything for you, if you give a prompt (nothing from any fandoms[depends]).

I make phone/laptop backgrounds on whatever aesthetic/character/animal you want.

Masterlist - Website - This

[snoocupz]

The crows are here 🪶

Shoutout to the five Six of Crows fan this fanart possibly reaches; Good books... Good books...

Please, enjoy my humble fanart offer... AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[tyu1forever]

My keyboard in broken, like I cant type l, o, 9, or a period with out copy pasting them, aggressively smashing that letter, or holding that key down which makes school work a pain in the ass, The only time when my keyboard will work properly is when I'm typing on Ao3's chapter text box and im so tired

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[zombiegrrrl2014]

CRYINGGG LMAO. barty is literally my spirit animal

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes  Sirius: I think Remus was right. Peter: I’m surprised they haven’t marched to say ‘I told you so.’  James: They wouldn’t do that.  Remus: You’re right James. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.  Remus: *Turns around, the shirt they’re wearing says ‘Remus told you so’ on the back.*

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes James: Can I be frank with you guys? Sirius: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Peter: Can I still be Peter? Remus: Shhh, let Frank speak. 

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes 

James: Tonight, one of you will betray us  Sirius: Is it me, James? James: No, it’s not you.  Remus: Is it me, James? James: It’s not you either Peter: Is it me, James? James:  James, mockingly: iS iT mE jAmEs?

[ahhhhhhh-e-i-e-i-o]

Sirius Black is left handed

Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remus’

And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??

And he’s not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more ‘him’

But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused

So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie

But his parents couldn’t have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand

So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because that’s what he’s always done

And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Sirius’ right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left

Because it’s so beautiful and true and him

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes

James: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Peter: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you.  Sirius: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Remus: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes  

James: *Screams* Regulus: *Screams louder to assert dominance*  Sirius: Should we do something?! Remus, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. 

[the-goddess-of-gays]

I need a fic where Nico attempts to explain his sexuality to Hazel without realising that she's even more bewildered by modern-day terminology than he is

Nico: Hazel... I'm gay. Hazel: Are you sure? Because you seem kind of depressed, actually. Nico: Nico: Hazel–

some similar conversations would include:

Percy: There's no excuse for homophobia! Hazel: Why would you be afraid of homo sapiens? Percy: ??? Piper: Hey, Hazel, are you queer? Hazel: Well, I'm a demigod. Of course I'm queer. Piper: *meant lgbtq* ...what? Hazel: *meant weird/peculiar* What? Frank: Hazel, you're an ally, right? Hazel: *offended* Did you think I might be a Nazi? Frank: What? No, I– Hazel: Are you a Nazi?! Frank: No! No, of– Hazel: *dramatically swoons*

[bleeding-seraphic]

something came over me and I had to see it through

[poet-by-heart]

My favorite part of the Song of Achilles:

Achilles: How could Heracles not recognize his wife?

Chiron: That is the nature of madness.

Patroclus’ inner monologue: Sounds like a skill issue. Couldn’t be me. Truly pathetic to be honest. Personally, I would recognize Achilles in the dark, or in disguise. I would know him even in madness. But that’s just me I guess.

[tyu1forever]

i just finished dead poet society. Safe to say im not the same

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes 

James, Peter, and Sirius are sitting on a bench Remus: Why do you guys look so sad?  James: Sit down so we can tell you.  *Remus sits down* Peter: The bench was freshly painted.