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thereās nothing quite so infuriating as watching the olympics with your parents
I reference this meme so often and nobody ever gets the reference. It's so distressing
*flies past*
if one of these isnāt Bobās abs i donāt believe you
i feel like tumblr is giving me a skewed idea of what house md is aboutļæ¼
itās not. it really is like that.
hello thunderbolts nation im crazy about this stupid superhero movie
i think yelena deserves a cigarette for her troubles
john calls customer service workers by their first names
alexiās favourite muppet is gonzo
bob cant legally drive
ava can only fall asleep with the fan on/other white noise
bucky gets crazy road rage
that is all, please feel free to expand or comment, especially if you think im wrong. please tell me if you think im wrong.
Yelena definitely smokes in secret but every time Bob sees it he takes it from her and gives her a fake one or like that quit smoking gum stuff. Sheās not even really addicted but she doesnāt stop because she likes the interactions
John 100% calls them by their first name, but either 100% as flirty as possible or 100% as intimidating as possible there is no in between
Alexi first watched the muppets with Lena and Nat when he was raising them and she claims to hate the movie but she gets all nostalgic and brought back to the good times every time he puts it on
Bob most definitely got his license suspended so many times he lost it. itās not even because he was DUI or anything, heās just a shit driver
Ava is so used to all the machines in the labs sheās from that it just feels to eerie when itās silent (not so much a good HC)
Bucky has most definitely broken a few steering wheels with his metal arm when he got really pissed and forgot his strength
love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.
the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.
long live mid-2000s TV.
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
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Sirius Black speaks French
This is just a fact
But he doesnāt really do it much
Regulus does though
He uses every opportunity to show his friends his difficult and rather attractive skill
And he does it flawlessly
James never hesitates to talk Siriusā ear off about how his brother was speaking french and why does his brother speak French ??
But it reminds Sirius of home and the cruel nights he spent with his hand glued to his dadās desk until he could translate hundreds of meaningless vocabulary words
So he doesnāt like to do it
Regulus was quick to pick it up, but Sirius had to trudge through it like someone escaping quicksand or wading through a bog; Slowly, messily, and never as easily as he shouldāve been able to
One day, when he finally talks to Remus about it, Remus tells him that was awfully similar to how he felt learning how to read
Like it was so damn difficult but it shouldnāt be - all the other kids could do it
Notably dumber kids could do it
But he just couldnāt catch up; it was always one step forward and two steps back
And Sirius realizes maybe the problem isnāt that he is dumb and his brother is smarter
Maybe the problem is something else entirely
Maybe Sirius has other skills that donāt include learning languages he doesnāt need to learn or impressing a family he shouldnāt have to try so hard to impress
Maybe heās just Sirius, and maybe sometimes heās glad he speaks French (Remus is an awfully big fan), and maybe heās a little different, and maybe thatās just fine.
Sirius Black is left handed
Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remusā
And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??
And heās not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more āhimā
But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused
So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie
But his parents couldnāt have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand
So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because thatās what heās always done
And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Siriusā right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left
Because itās so beautiful and true and him
Remus and Sirius 15 minutes after calling each other best friends
omg this is @starsarestories' wolfstar šš
you're so right, this is exactly them
like spoiler alert!! but this is in the train and remus' place before they became official. I AM CACKLING
the way that everything about the marauders is just skam š š this is perfect lmao
Can we have more love for The Marauders and the Ones Who Lived by @atterelia because I think it is still my favorite Wolfstar/Marauders fic to date (unfinished as it may be š). Itās soooo good and perfect and amazing and everyone should read it :))))
I actually think one of the funniest things about the āTaylor Swift wrote All The Young Dudesā theory (aside from, you know, wtf??) is that anyone who has even read a chapter and a half of that fic would know it was written by a british person. Are you trying to tell me that a born and raised American teenager would think up phrases like āhe had come up trumpsā or āheās a right swotā ??? I mean you can say british people speak english but goddamn iām not convinced weāre even on the same plane of language sometimes
do you guys, like, know that your barty crouch jr fan cast is eliott from skam france or do you just think maxence is hot cause ??? actually insane to me
If one more fan fiction refers to Remus' werewolf as his "furry little problem" I will lose my damn mind
Guys what book recommendations do you have? Like what is your "Must Read"? I am really liking political fiction right now like 1984, but will read almost anything.
Will not read smut sorry guys just don't like it
No smut, no love, no romance - but pure politcs: The Folding Knife by K.J. Parker, you might also try the Siege series, same author, starting with Sixteen Ways To Defend a Walled City.
A sort of historical fiction story that changed my life is A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khalid Hosseini, a story about two women in Afghanistan from the Soviet invasion through the end of the first taliban occupation and I truly believe everyone should read it.
genuinely curious what does everyone do while ao3 is down cause iām bored out of my mind