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it gets pretty loud, just a warning

I’ve been acting like an extrovert since I can’t even remember, and it’s become a part of my personality I can’t give up. Still, I remain introverted, so always I end up completely devouring my own energy to a point where I’m just simply not able to talk to anyone.

I kinda feel like Schrödinger‘s introvert or something.

jesusanddick

Omg, something that I actually relate to.

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Yes this I feel 😔

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This is called being an ambivert! You’re able to socialize and ‘get hype’ with people but you ALSO need to recharge by having alone time!

cashmere-cat-attacks

yes. me. very. thank.

terabunny

[x]

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If America did more advertising like this, I wouldn’t mind commercials so much.

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DY INg

Parts of Tumblr: *drives away x-kit guy*

Parts of Tumblr: *demonizes Markiplier*

Parts of Tumblr: *accuses John Green of pedophilia*

Parts of Tumblr: *sends death threats to minors based on being cis or white*

Parts of Tumblr: *separates and divides itself into hate communities based on color of skin or sexual orientation*

Parts of Tumblr: *too lazy to do a five second Google search to discredit bad information*

Me: And yet some of you are still up your own ass and don't see a problem?

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we’ve come full circle

smeggies

skype call: nobody talking, just clicking and keyboard sounds

miahne

you’re missing out if you haven’t watched this show yet

punkfatigue

Ok

generally

i fuKFSJFSDKFODFInignignIGIFJDSPFSD???FS?DF?SDF?/

queenxwitch

oh my god?

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji

my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji

detectivesandtimelords

Learning the hard way.

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji

grilledsluts

That teacher rocks

paintz

My sediments exactly.

i fucking hate this guy. square up u demon. fucking witch !

boredbarbara-deactivated2019073

BURN HIM 4 THIS WITCHCRAFT

zsnes

4/12 homestuck eve

leave out your cookies and milk for john egbert or he will leave you coal in your homestuck stocking

beinggigantic

this pup* means so much to me

maddieonthings

pandaaamonium14

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.