Flamingos are just fancy ducks

Brittany Pierce || California || NYC 

[u-nicornbritt]

anderchloe:

God, I feel hungover and I didn’t even drink last night.

For a moment I was going to blanket some apologies, but I don’t really believe I need to.

That’s sad, because you don’t even get the happiness of being drunk before hand. Plus, doesn’t that mean you’re getting sick?? You should drink coffee, that always helps me when I’m for real hungover.  

[u-nicornbritt]

ooc introductory post

Helloooo I’m not entire done (read....hella not done) with Britt’s blog/unsure if the nav will have an OOC part so I just decided to say hi here!! 

My name is Noel (obviously) and I’m really excited to be here/to be back in a Glee centric RP because I was OBSESSED. I also get really obsessed with RP’s very easily and probably already love all of your characters. I don’t talk much in the beginning/kind of just lurk because I have no idea what’s going on, but I promise I speak!! 

I’m also super into developing past/present/future relationships/love when people like refer to my character (if that makes sense??). Like I don’t get weird about people mentioning her name in convo’s or like asks or something (I know some people do). I’m also totally down to do whatever plot so if you have any please please feel free to like slide into my messages!! 

Okay that’s it love you bye!! 

[u-nicornbritt]

I dare you to post a sexy picture of yourself. Nudity optional, sexiness mandatory.

[u-nicornbritt]

Are you kinky at all? If so, what are you into? If not, what’s the least vanilla thing you enjoy?

I’m not not kinky, if you know what I’m saying. Sometimes I think its fun to lick chocolate off of people, or like be tied up or something, or send really wanky texts when you know the person is like at work or at the grocery store or something. You know it’s like, fun. 

[u-nicornbritt]

What was the last lie you told? Who did you lie to?

I told Roisin that I didn’t pick all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and it just came like that but I really did... on accident.  

[u-nicornbritt]

You go to the doctor and she tells you you have one month left to live. What do you do with that time?

Totally give a lot of hugs, so everyone knows I love them. And then maybe go on a backpacking trip, or just start talking to anyone, because I’d want to know as many people as I could before I died. I’d also dance like every day but also eat all the funnel cake ever because then my Mom couldn’t even yell at me about being unhealthy or my teeth falling out. 

[u-nicornbritt]

Congratulations, you’re a parent! Who from ACup would you want to raise a child with? What would you hope the baby got from her, and what from you?

Rachel ( @theyearofthestar ) because I think she’d be a really good Mom, plus she’s really smart and I’m afraid I would forget to do things, but Rachel would definitely remember. I don’t think Rachel has ever forgotten one thing, like ever. Also San would be like a really good Mom, even though she’d say she wouldn’t be. 

[u-nicornbritt]

If ACup had a fandom, who do you think you’d be shipped with? What do you think your fanfics would be like? (Smutty, angsty, fluffy…)

Fluffy, because that’s cute, like marshmallows. Or maybe smutty, because that’s hot. I hope I’d be shipped with San. Or Quinn. Or both. But honestly anyone at ACup could totally see myself with. I like them all, and they’re all hot. Super hot. 

[u-nicornbritt]

Who was the last person you kissed? What kind of kiss was it?

Santana. It was a soft kiss and a fast one. 

[u-nicornbritt]

thehudsonator:

What do you know that I don’t?

You’re kinda right though.  As far s Mondays go today has been pretty great.  I think that’s because I’m still riding that wave from yesterday’s win Showers win.  Has today been the best monday of your whole life?

That if you say it’s the best Monday of your life it automatically is because no one can tell you you’re wrong because you said it was the best Monday of your life, not theirs. So they can never know if you’re wrong because they don’t have your life so you’re automatically right and therefore, this is the best Monday of your life. If you say so. 

That win was amazing. I had to drink tea afterwards because my throat hurt from cheering so loud, but it was totally worth it, because winning and seeing everyone happy was definitely the best thing ever. 

[u-nicornbritt]

Okay yeah its Monday but this is the greatest Monday of your whole life!!

[acuppellarp]

If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open it on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!

Meme Monday: Stir the Pot (o’gold) with Truths and Dares!

Send one or more questions to get an answer from the character, and an OOC explanation from the mun OR to dare the character to do something! WARNING: some of these questions and dares may be NSFW. ALSO WARNING: if you decide to reblog this, your character will have to answer the question. Whether they lie or not is up to you, but no ‘I refuse to answer that’ or ‘I’d rather keep it to myself’ answers will be allowed! As for dares, your character may refuse because we’re all about consent, but they will have to give a reason for their refusal.

TRUTH

What does your latest text from someone else say? Who is it from?

What does your latest text to someone else say? Who was it for?

What was the last lie you told? Who did you lie to?

What was the last thing you said to your crush?

Describe your top 5 Tumbr crushes without saying their name, and see if they can guess who they are.

Describe your top Tumblr fans with one song for each of them, and see if they can guess who they are.

You go to the doctor and she tells you you have one month left to live. What do you do with that time?

Who was the last person you kissed? What kind of kiss was it?

When was the last time you had sex? Who was it with? How was it?

Without saying their name, tell someone how you really feel about them.

There’s a new machine that lets you design your own dream for the night, with one caveat: it has to be a sexy one. Who from ACup would you want to dream of, and what would they do in the dream?

Congratulations, you’re a parent! Who from ACup would you want to raise a child with? What would you hope the baby got from her, and what from you?

Without naming names, what’s something you wish you could say to someone, but you can’t?

Out of the ACup girls, who do you think would make the best couple? And the worst?

You wake up and find _______ naked in bed next to you. How do you react?

Who did you last say ‘I love you’ to in a romantic way? Did you mean it? Do you still love them?

What’s your current relationship status? Be very specific. (Single but crushing, taken but suffering from lesbian bed death, about a month away from proposing…)

What’s a current sexual fantasy that you could actually see happening in real life? (For example, making out with your friend Jan against ACup’s yellow door. Bad example: making out with Cate Blanchett in the original Batmobile.)

Are you kinky at all? If so, what are you into? If not, what’s the least vanilla thing you enjoy?

You walk into ACup to see ______ and _______ making out. What do you do, and how do you feel?

If ACup had a fandom, who do you think you’d be shipped with? What do you think your fanfics would be like? (Smutty, angsty, fluffy…)

When was the last time you got jealous? What happened to make you feel that way?

If you had to star in a porn scene, who would you want as your partner(s) and what would you do in it?

Which ACup girls have you kissed? Which have you slept with? Do you regret any of those things?

Asker’s choice!

DARE

I dare you to kiss your crush.

I dare you to kiss ______.

I dare you to get up on the ACup stage and dedicate a song to your crush. If you can’t sing, you can play it over the sound system, but there MUST be a public dedication.

I dare you to tell ______ exactly how you feel about them.

I dare you to tell your crush how you feel about them.

I dare you to send ______ a sext.

I dare you to send ______ a sexy pic. Nudity optional, sexiness mandatory.

I dare you to tell someone in explicit detail a fantasy you have about them.

I dare you to spend 7 minutes in heaven with ______.

I dare you to whisper something sexy in _______’s ear.

I dare you to post a sexy picture of yourself. Nudity optional, sexiness mandatory. 

I dare you to take off a piece of clothing and give it to ______.

I dare you to give ______ your phone so they can text someone in your contacts.

I dare you to kiss ______ on the ________. 

I dare you to ________. (Asker’s choice!)