I Need a Raise

Former Ingenium sidekick, proud member of UA faculty. Please don't yell my hearing aids can only drown out so much. All questions are welcome! ((bnha OC. Doug Ashman. Multi fandom welcome. follows back from blubettermedic))

[quinquangularist]

... theyre making points

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

Poor Aizawa just wanted a nap and now he has to deal with his kittens… Many kittens.

It’s based on that photoset of a dad-cat hiding from his babies and as they find him they all pile on top of him. 

Idk it was supposed to be a quick sketch lol idk what happened.

[ua-janitor]

Work Out

I've been working out more and I think I'm getting used to the background noise. If all goes well I might be able to come out of retirement for smaller crimes. Will keep you updated. Special thanks to All Might for convincing me to see my therapist and get everything back on track.

@untcdstsofsmsh

[ua-janitor]

Self Care

For the love of everything all these students need to learn self care. You'll see them working nose to the grindstone and that's all well and good but they need to learn how to relax. Take a bath, read a book, go to the arcade, but please just take care of yourselves it's driving me insane.

[red-white-n-daddyissues]

Relax? What is this concept you speak of?

[ua-janitor]

Take a day nap you absolute gremlins

[red-white-n-daddyissues]

Gremlin...?!?? I may lack sleep, but I haven't reached Shinsou levels yet.

[ua-janitor]

I am 6 foot 2 everyone is gremlin size compared to me.

[ua-janitor]

Self Care

For the love of everything all these students need to learn self care. You'll see them working nose to the grindstone and that's all well and good but they need to learn how to relax. Take a bath, read a book, go to the arcade, but please just take care of yourselves it's driving me insane.

[red-white-n-daddyissues]

Relax? What is this concept you speak of?

[ua-janitor]

Take a day nap you absolute gremlins

[ua-janitor]

Self Care

For the love of everything all these students need to learn self care. You'll see them working nose to the grindstone and that's all well and good but they need to learn how to relax. Take a bath, read a book, go to the arcade, but please just take care of yourselves it's driving me insane.

[ua-janitor]

There was fireworks nearby and I about had a heart attack....

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Aizawa agreed to kill me after dinner, so if he doesn’t fulfill his promise we have to – like – make fun of him or something.

“I can’t believe you can’t kill All Might,” or something along those lines.

[ua-janitor]

Wear a tee shirt with a bullseye under a sweater. After the date remove the sweater.

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Did the janitor call you cute?

...

A good question.

@ua-janitor

[ua-janitor]

Technically? I said you're hair was cute on you.

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Strange. Before you said it was my "kind personality".

[ua-janitor]

No you didn't respond to the final thing I said. The joke was about how you're kind. You're hair looks cute on you

[untcdstsofsmsh]

So... You are calling me cute.

[ua-janitor]

Yes, yes I am

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Did the janitor call you cute?

...

A good question.

@ua-janitor

[ua-janitor]

Technically? I said you're hair was cute on you.

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Strange. Before you said it was my "kind personality".

[ua-janitor]

No you didn't respond to the final thing I said. The joke was about how you're kind. You're hair looks cute on you

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Did the janitor call you cute?

...

A good question.

@ua-janitor

[ua-janitor]

Technically? I said you're hair was cute on you.

[emperormurdersplosion]

where is that fucking deku.

[ua-janitor]

This Deku? Sorry I couldn't resist.

[ask-zappyzipper]

Hey, would your quick be more powerful if you were wearing socks and rubbed them on some carpet?

I got detention :(

[ua-janitor]

MOTHER FUCKER THAT WAS YOU?

[ask-zappyzipper]

[ua-janitor]

Broke: All Might looks like a bunny

Woke: All Might is a bunny given human form in order to help people

@untcdstsofsmsh

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Is my hair that silly down?

[ua-janitor]

I was more pointing out your kind personality, I think your hair looks good down.

[untcdstsofsmsh]

I know a few who Would disagree. But thanks anyway!

[ua-janitor]

Screw those people it's cute on you

[ua-janitor]

Broke: All Might looks like a bunny

Woke: All Might is a bunny given human form in order to help people

@untcdstsofsmsh

[untcdstsofsmsh]

Is my hair that silly down?

[ua-janitor]

I was more pointing out your kind personality, I think your hair looks good down.

[ua-janitor]

Broke: All Might looks like a bunny

Woke: All Might is a bunny given human form in order to help people

@untcdstsofsmsh