Ubasti

https://ko-fi.com/ubasti88 or £Ubasti88 - buy me pizza. I'm on Wickr, same handle as here. Like me, this blog is over 18 and not suitable for work (Born in 88 and feeling old as fuck.) Cross Atlantic sister of @PlayingInTheDepths, kitten and babygirl of @Hafilax05550.

[arviscou]

god i love sweet, sappy nicknames. call me baby, call me sweetheart, call me love. call me silly names based on inside jokes, or by the cute things that remind you of me. just the idea that someone cares for me so much that they invent a hundred other ways to have my name on their lips.

[theconcealedweapon]

Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.

[lvndscape]

LVNDSCAPE 

[bartfargo]

In case you needed another reason to like her

[smallest-turtle]

the thing about going to bed early is that it doesn't stop you from being awake at one am anyway. doctors dont tell you this

[arafrenglish]

"اغْمُريني/اغْمُرني"

Literal meaning: "immerse/flood me"

Figurative meaning: "hug me"

It's not just wrap your arms around me. It's immerse me with your being; I want to forget me and feel you only.

It's in Lebanese dialect.

[ubasti88]

My boyfriend is always like "Are you horns, cause I got notifications you posted stuff on Tumblr" so now, for the giggles, I'm just going to post cat things and sunsets.

[desireddracula]

Cute girlfriend, she'd look great splattered with my cum.

[desireddracula]

Beautiful wife, she'd look great splattered with my cum.

[ubasti88]

❤️❤️

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[sandersstudies]

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

[homunculus-argument]

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

[ubasti88]

😂

[planet-nox]

when you're trying to suck someone off but they drag their cock all over your face first n then slap you with it <33

[shatteredminds27-deactivated202]

So milky and mindless, you want to be just like her

[only-cat-memes]

[darkchastity]

[jadedwoman]

As you walk into the small, cozy barn, you can see a few empty rows of milking machines, the animals apparently having been let out to feed or something, although it makes you slightly confused about the deal you heard about

"Oh? Heya cutie! Welcome to the barn! I bet you came here after hearing I was offering free milk, I still am so don't you worry!" I say in greeting as you walk in, your attention shifting right away to me as you see the cute outfit I'm in, overalls way too small for me, my boobs practically squishing out as I give a giggle.

"come over here! I'll show you!" I say, beckoning you over, but when you finally come over, there's still no milk in sight. Instead, you watch in shock as I remove the straps on my overalls, my heavy sloshing breasts falling and jiggling around as they're freed

"here you go! Free milk!" At first you think I'm making some crude joke, but as you stare at my tits, you see two small beads of milk drip down it. As you watch, you feel something come over you, quickly moving forward and latching your lips around one of my nipples, feeling oddly excited for the milk.

With slow drip drip drips, you gulp it all down, the taste so good, so creamy and sweet, you can't help but suck even harder. And as you keep sucking, you don't notice as your chest begins swelling, growing and expanding. A snap is heard as your top breaks open, your boobs too big to be contained, but you don't care, you're drinking my milk.

Next comes your hips, widening and making your curvier, your pants ripped along the seams as you end up completely naked thanks to the new curves. As your ass wobbles around with your movements, you still barely register anything at all.

Finally, you realize something's off when the milk slows down, eventually coming to a halt as you look up at me sadly, already missing drinking it down. But with a giggle, I simply point at your heavy boobs, milk drip drip dripping away.

Without thinking, you push your nipples into your mouth and simply continue sucking, mind slowly melting from the bliss, the pleasure from drinking the milk combining with the pleasure of being milked. And once you've finally had your fill, I gently guide you into the back of the barn, where you find dozens of other hucows waiting for you <3

[ubasti88]

Yes please!!

[bimbocowcxnt]

Pumping tips from your local dumb cow pt 2

Need help getting started not sure how to schedule your pumping then listen here.

I suggest a hospital grade pump to get started then you can move on to wearables but only for the day time

Try to pump every 1-2 hours during the day for 15 minutes each side so 30 total this would look like 9:30 am, 11:30 am, 1:30 pm, 3:30 pm

Then if your off work or have help 5:30 or 6:30 pump 30 minutes on each side you can do those while you prep and make supper, fold laundry, catch up on the day, use it to decompress make sure to have snacks and water. If it’s too long or your nipples are to sore do 20 on each side

Now nighttime is important to do the most and best pumping night time is when your prolactin will be at the highest so you doing 30 minutes session at 8:30-9:30 if you can’t 15 minutes wait about ten fifteen minutes then another 15

Now this is when you need to pump every hour this is crucial when starting to establish the need for milk in your body.

Around 11-12 at night do your biggest session and then rest if your aren’t rested you won’t produce

Rest, hydrate, protein are all needed for your body to produce and keep up supply

Most importantly keep consistent

You got this 💖