Who's that weirdo?

Well hey there! The name's... Something I'm just the regular nerd from England. =^.^=. I write fanfics not tragedies. I mainly just reblog stuff. WARNING! Sometimes I'll be NSFW! WARNING! Current Obsession : Undertale

[2ptalia-meets-the-internet]

How 2p!Germany got his scars {2p!Hetalia Headcannon}

I’ve been thinking about this for quite awhile and I came up with a decent headcannon, this ties in with another headcannon that ‘All 2ps dislike or hate their own 1p’:

Lutz got his scars during the last years of WW2, Lutz was a Nazi and a high ranking one at that. After Germany invaded Russia Nikolai (2p!Russia) decided to get his revenge. He started a rumour that Lutz was a traitor and working with the allies by using German Communists. The Nazis heard and Lutz was arrested by the Gestapo (German secret police) and sent to a concentration camp.

Lutz was then treated like an average prisoner their forced to do manual labour and beaten on the daily. However he was also tortured since the Nazis wanted to know what he told the Allies (Even though he didn’t since it was all a lie set up by Nikolai). One day Ludwig (1p!Germany) was sent to torture him and beforehand Ludwig and Lutz had gotten along very well but Ludwig needed information so he got a knife and sliced Lutz’ arm and face, but failed to get information out of him since their was no information to spill. Ludwig continued to torture Lutz until the end of the war.

After the war Ludwig tried to apologise to Lutz but he wouldn’t listen to any of it. Lutz hated his 1p. Now however they argue a lot and have very different views but apart from that they get along quite nicely.

[chickenalfred]

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this is 100% canon aph england nobody can tell me otherwise  based off from this

part 2 found here

[pyrogothnerd-deactivated2025071]

Height of the monsters: Proof that Sans isn’t short, and the monsters are freaking huge

Let’s look at Asgore compared to some adult humans

Notice, he is a freaking giant compared to the humans

Let’s look at the other monsters compared to Asgore

Papyrus, Undyne and Toriel are taller than Asgore, who we’ve already established to be A FREAKING GIANT COMPARED TO HUMANS

But let’s focus on Sans.

The top of his head is about up to Asgore’s nose

So, then, Sans, compared to the adult humans, would be…

FREAKING HUGE, THAT’S WHAT HE’D BE!!!!

Look at this, his head is half the size of the human

Now, how big would Frisk be in comparison, then? Depending on Frisk’s age, he/she/they/zir/whichever-you-use could have been one of the following heights

Holy. Fricking. Frickity. Frick.

That would explain why Papyrus saw the rock before he saw Frisk. Frisk was probably so tiny, he escaped Papyrus’s attention.

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS!

They are all huge!!!! Frisk is like a kitten compared to their heights!

EDIT

Many people have pointed out I had accidently compared Sans to Asgore kneeling. I had made the correction, but people kept reblogging my original without the correction, so here it is:

Furthermore, people have pointed out Sans sprite is the same height as Frisk

HOWEVER, this Sprite chart shows Asriel as smaller than Chara, when in fact, it is canon that Chara was shorter than Asriel

Thus, I do not consider the overworld Sprites to be a reliable source for height.

[roundskull-deactivated20160305]

for all you skeleton fuckers out there

bonus:

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mettaton 😎

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Nyeh heh! (Papyrus)

This is just a short story based on the parody that @sonicmega originally posted. This is like a reader insert but not if you know what I mean…? Reader just appears. Enjoy ^~^

“SANS! I CAN’T HELP IT!” You heard Papyrus scream, immediately grabbing your attention, you ran to his room. “PAPY-…” You almost ripped the doors off of the hinges. “(y/n)! For the love of God kill me now! ” Sans pleaded. You stared at Papyrus, dancing terribly with horrible dance moves from the 1980s,and then Sans, on the floor, twitching slightly. “Why do I hang out with you guys?” You sighed and left the house

[sonicmega]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

(Downloads disabled and/or want this for an animation? You can email me for the MP3!: [email protected])

FEATURING:

Papyrus/Sans - Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega) Undyne - Kelcie Gilmore (@neomyotismon) Toriel - Jane Redd (@redasatomato) Alphys - Johanna Källström (JKchaan) Asgore - Chris Fiagome (JAR) Monster Kid - SaiyanSerenityV Flowey - Chris Tout (@Faulerro)

Writing & Direction: Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega) Audio Editing/Mastering/FX: @dbaudiaga (Twitter) Music © tobyfox, Capcom, 4 Non Blondes Original Comic © @sane-soldier via Tumblr: sane-soldier.tumblr.com/post/13377876…l-place-heres

Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHXfdh6tp4o

———– SONG LYRICS: ———–

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I’M LYING IN BED HOPING I JOIN THE GUARD BEFORE I’M DEAD AND I I’M FEELING LIKE MAKING MORE PASTA (papyrus for the sake of LOVE please just kill me nowj

AND SO I WAKE UP HERE IN SNOWDIN AND I STEP OUTSIDE GO TO GRILLBY’S, WHERE SANS KEEPS WASTING TIME AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY RIBS WHAT’S BONIN’ ON (you know on second thought maybe gaster had the right idea)

(chorus) AND I SAY NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH HEH HEH I SAID NYEH WHAT’S BONIN’ ON?

(repeat)

(Asgore) And he tries…. OH AS-GOD, DO I TRY I TRY ALL THE TIME TO CATCH MYSELF A HUMAN…

(Undyne) And he SAVEs! OH AS-GOD DO I SAVE I SAVE EVERY SINGLE DAY (Hell yeah!) WITH DETERMINATION!

(chorus x3)

(Toriel) Don’t FIGHT, my dear… (Asgore) Find MERCY inside, (Alphys) Or learn how to HIDE, like Flowey.

(MK) Hey Mr. Flower, why you so angry-lookin’? (Flowey) Because I was put in this song by a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AND THAT SOCK’S STILL NOT CLEAN BUT NOW I CAN MOVE IT IF I JUST USE MY DREAMS

AND HOPES

AND DETERMINATION

[ask-papyrus-cosplay]

*is that up dog ?

…

WHAT IS AN UP DOG?

[ask-sans-cosplay-deactivated201]

*nuthin much bro what’s up with you ?

[ask-papyrus-cosplay]

WHY MUST YOU PLAGUE MY LIFE WITH PUNS?!

[poptartcrazy]

Cause he was bone this way

[ask-papyrus-cosplay]

SANS YOU AND YOUR FOLLOWING ARE RUINING MY LIFE!

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@ask-papyrus-cosplay I didn't think anything bothered skeletons... Nothing gets under their skin ;)

[ubrrbunny-blog]

Should you fight the fine arts students????

Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless

Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso

Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them

Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully

Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind

Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die

Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster

Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO

Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands

Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found

Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors

Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away

Figure Skaters: See dancers. Also, blades on their fucking feet. Bad idea.

[ar0mac]

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I don’t even know why I did this but here it is.

Enjoy.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[picklexpress]

Here goes nothing “press’s reblog”

[albinobabi-blog]

Here it goes

[killerprincessrex]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0)

hoLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD

BRB BUYING

[constant-sinner]

Are you ready to confess?

As requested.

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This annoyed me so much I actually had to hum the main thing to stop myself from throwing the phone

[tastefullyoffensive]

Look at this little grumpster. (via natsdorf)