[uceyjuceyyyy]

Jey Uso.

One half of the Usos, one of the greatest tag teams in history. Main Event Jey, former World champion. Love him or hate him, he doesn’t really care. Having a short temper has gotten him into some trouble as he says or acts before thinking. He can be cocky at times, stubborn even. A flirt if he really wants to be. But above all else, he’s a goofy ass guy who’s all about having fun and standing on business when necessary. He is currently single, and is heterosexual.

Plots are open for discussion. DM’s are always open. Bring me everything! Friends, past flings, exes, ex friends. Etc.

[barbietimes]

lowkey feeling like throwing a 4th of july party. or is anyone doing it so i don’t have to worry about it?

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Sounds good. Y’all have fun and have a few cold ones for me! I forgot the fireworks gon set off the dogs, so I gotta watch over them.

[barbietimes]

lowkey feeling like throwing a 4th of july party. or is anyone doing it so i don’t have to worry about it?

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Ain’t no one finna turn down a party. Seen an invite to Cali for a get together. If nothing else though, I’ll get on the grill and people can come chill at my place. I got a pool if that’s any incentive!

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Not gonna lie y’all.. sometimes I be missing having long hair. Then I remember the maintenance that comes with it and I’m like nahhhhh.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

I remember them buns, ahaha. Throw it up and let it be til it’s time to fix it. Who knows, maybe I’ll grow it out again someday. Be ready for that kinda commitment again.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Not gonna lie y’all.. sometimes I be missing having long hair. Then I remember the maintenance that comes with it and I’m like nahhhhh.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

It def ain’t for the weak, uce. But I look at my brothers braids and sometimes I be like ‘damn I can get some sick ass braids again’ but yeah, too much damn work. Just wake up, give it a little run through with the brush and let it do its own thang.

[zwanzz]

soooo. what are everyone's patriotic plans this weekend? 👀 i would like to celebrate burgers and beer so please invite me.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

I’m on the same boat, bruh. But if nothing pops up, I’ll probably just hit the grill at home. You more than welcome to stop by for some grub and drinks if nothing else.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Not gonna lie y’all.. sometimes I be missing having long hair. Then I remember the maintenance that comes with it and I’m like nahhhhh.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

But then it gotta get to that awkward stage of growing it out.. and I dunno if I’m with that these days! It won’t look good, man.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Not gonna lie y’all.. sometimes I be missing having long hair. Then I remember the maintenance that comes with it and I’m like nahhhhh.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

[rainma3ker]

Someone needs to take these macarons away from me,,,

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Pass ‘em this way, uce!

[w3ntz]

yeah, cried from laughing, for sure, also some sad tears, it's the last one, man!

[uceyjuceyyyy]

That’s what they asses said about the last one! Was it good or nah? Maybe me and uce will go see it before they take it out the theaters.

[w3ntz]

just watched the new jackass movie. i cried, but the person next to me DID almost vomit into their popcorn bucket.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Cried from laughing?

[princedevitt]

[cr0wnedprince]

why do they call it a baby shower anyway

[uceyjuceyyyy]

I mean.. yeah that’s another way to look at it. That make it more awkward tho! You got parents and family eyeballing you and shit.. Damn, now I don’t know if I can think of a baby shower the same.

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Ugh ugh. Not gonna lie to y’all, I was hoping to roll up in here as King Uce… but that ain’t happen. Y’all seen him tap tho, right? Just checking. Anyways, nothing better to say other than y’all’s favorite twin is here! So what’s good?

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Now when that happens, imma run my ass back here and give you that credit. On the real tho, I’m hoping some good shit come my way, so you can speak a few more things into existence if ya want!

[cr0wnedprince]

why do they call it a baby shower anyway

[uceyjuceyyyy]

Should really be pre birthdays if we keeping it on the real.

[glitzglamx]

Hahaha okay I mean, I can vibe with it. I get it, I see the vision. I'm doing great, just preparing some last minute things for my baby shower tomorrow, making sure the apartment looks nice and everything. x] what are you up to?!

[uceyjuceyyyy]

At least you see it. Oh? Baby shower? Damn, congrats on that, sis! What you having? Hopefully you got a little bit of help with the decorating, I’m sure there’s a good amount to do. Just chillin right now. Waiting for the show to start.