Knight Vale

A blatant half-parody blog just taking advantage of the name. We'll see what happens with it.

[ucfknightvale]

This is probably nothing listeners, but Peter Johnson—you know, the Biomed student—he reports that the Glow Cloud is directly over the New University House, and appears to be raining small creatures upon the earth. Alligators, squirrels, a few sandhill cranes—that kind of thing. Fortunately, the animals appear to be dead already, so the UCF Knight Animal Control Department has said that it should be a snap to clean those up. They just have to be tossed on the Eternal Animal Pyre in Winter Park, so, if that’s the worst the Glow Cloud has for us, I say go ahead and do your daily errands. Just bring along a good strong umbrella capable of handling falling animals up to, say, ten pounds. More on the Glow Cloud as it continues to crawl across our sky. And hey, here’s a tip: take your significant other out, and use the Cloud’s constantly mutating hue for a romantic background for a date. It’s fun, and it's the next best thing to stargazing at the Robinson Observatory.

[nightvaleradioshow]

All hail the Glow Cloud

[ahesitatingbeauty]

[passengerpigeons]

Some of my most recent drawings from my new sketchbook ZEROSWORDSMASTER’S SKETCH DUMP

1. Chibi Kankri 2. Cecil (wtnv) and sollux 3. Old woman Josie and an angel wearing Night Vale shit she knitted for it (wtnv) 4. Equius cosplay ideas and stuffs (I’ll make a post about my plans for it at a later date) 5. Art pack-bag-binder thing-more info on that later too 6. Troll eyes, Vantas hair stuff, and Vriska being a smug spider pir8 ho 7. The Handmaid and her Chinese majycksss 8. Personified tumblr cosplay idea- again, more on this later 9. Angels (wtnv)

[dunkleomancer]

Josie’s darling angels by *Larbesta

[frenchshrimp]

just a design idea im playing around with for the angels

[ucfknightvale]

Have any of our students seen the glowing green cloud that has been moving in from the west? Well, Peter Johnson—you know, the biomed student?—he saw it over the western ridge this evening, said he would have thought it was the rain and fog if it wasn't for the strange smells accompanying it. Apparently the cloud glows in a variety of colors, perhaps changing from observer to observer, although all report a low whistling when it draws near. One death has already been attributed to the glow cloud. But listen, it’s probably nothing. If we had to shut down the campus for every mysterious event that at least one death could be attributed to, it'd be suspicious packages all over again, right? That’s what the Dean's Secret Police are saying, and I agree. Although, I would not go so far as to endorse their suggestion to run directly at the cloud, shrieking and waving your arms, just to see what it does.