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uchan | she/her | i do art sometimes

[wowwforever]

Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

[adultswim-nostalgia]

[partywithponies]

Evil universe fanfic tropes like. Selling One Direction To My Mum. Chastity Pollen. Way Too Many Beds. Pretending To Not Be Married.

[mistbornthief]

in fucking tears rn

[southfarthing]

22nd September: Bilbo and Frodo's birthday!

Then Thursday, September the 22nd, actually dawned. The sun got up, the clouds vanished, flags were unfurled and the fun began.

[gin-juice-tonic]

Cheers to everyone who is coming up on or has already entered their hobbit era! May the years bring you many new adventures! But be wary of hot elves!

And happy 24th birthday Dipper and Mabel!

[everydaylouie]

mon oncle

[tlirsgender]

On that note I really love how the book was like this is Aziraphale he's faggy as all fuck but he's technically nonbinary. I think he's still gay like "gay man who isn't a man" is a whole type of guy. "Sexless unless really making an effort" amen to that brother. Aziraphale is only a man in the context of being gay and I know like several queens that applies to

[tlirsgender]

Not only a whole type of guy but like a classic flavor. Original style. We've had these since the dawn of time. Well I guess Aziraphale did it first actually. World's first pansy at the beginning of time. He saw men be invented and was like "I like these"

[ashfae]

THE Southern Pansy.

[weirdlandtv]

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

Obsessed with the fact that Crowley is always careful to say “for Satan’s sake” or “where the Heaven” or “for Hell’s sake” rather than anything that might show deference to Heaven, BUT when Aziraphale starts to reject him at the end of episode 6, he’s so distraught that he slips up and says “oh God.”

And by “obsessed,” I mean I’m going to jump out a window

[hattersarts]

some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

[cherriielle]

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

[raining-stars-somewhere-else-de]

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

[gingerhaze]

you're my king and I'm your lionheart

(Am I actually posting on Tumblr again??? Idk but it seems as good a time as any doesn't it)

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

important headcanon: aziraphale fully forgets about 9/11. like legitimately every time he goes to new york city he's like "oh, what happened to those two buildings?" and crowley has to fight the urge to jump into the sea out of sheer secondhand embarrassment

[flameslikeanything]

That’s it, that’s the story.