An Udder Failure

I have an obsession with cows.

[420moshdad]

in florida we dont have pillows

[idlers-beatle-dream]

[katinguele]

Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie

[buzzfeed]

[executionerbarbie]

white culture is so exotic and beautiful :’)

[khemicalvex]

[happyplaces-deactivated20220523]

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say! Phineas: Baljeet? Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test. Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now. Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

[panic-and-say-your-prayers]

[trouserweasel]

damn right I did

[shatteredgesglisten]

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

[fuks]

still too bright

[you-cuhntflaps]

good I’m not the only one w this problem

[pentaghastley-deactivated201512]

Doing my hair & make-up

Expectation: 

Reality:

[xeduo]

steve rogers loves you either way

[madigriffnblake]

[snorkadork]

this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

[surprisekitty-deactivated202007]

I love fanfics where they hate each other so much and they spend all of their time trying not to like each other but in the end it’s just

[eatpizzas]

when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

Cara Delevingne is literally the plainest looking white girl. 

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

Like they got this girl posing for vogue, like I can’t find 10 of her working at hollister 

[beachdeath]

yeah and she spent her vogue cover story talking about how difficult it was for her to come to terms with her sexual orientation and how she dealt with depression and suicidal ideation in the process but like why focus on that when you could post limp half-baked misogynistic drags about her appearance on tumblr.com it’s not like there are thousands of mentally ill queer girls looking up to her or anything

[clestroying]

[slowheart]

if someone u know dyes their hair, do not dO NOT under any circumstances tell them u liked their original hair color better???? and do not say “i can see ur roots” like wow no shit, hair grows and that happens! congratulations on being an ass 

[estcstwtch-deactivated20201004]

when u make a popular post and it blows up ur notifications