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25 she/her welcome to my normal awesome mind

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watching a hard days night…. no one told me it was gonna be Grandpa’s Big Adventure featuring the Beatles

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

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no one told me adulthood would just be thinking of things to do and scheduling them and scheduling them and scheduling them so you don't want to die

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(bo burnham that funny feeling voice) the clattering of airpods on the dunkin donuts' floor, everybody flinches like a shooter's at the door

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i wear so much cheap plain black clothing that some middle school techies just approached me and made me run spotlight for once on this island junior

[virginiasacrifice]

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holden caulfield after getting expelled from school and wandering around new york city for three days thinking about ducks

[saurons-pr-department]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

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2024 is the year i stop “shitting” and go back to “defecating/using the bathroom/having diarrhea”

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Well Gentlemen after this rousing night of Quiplash i shall be embarking on a career in stand up comedy

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sir a second mouse has been given a cookie

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crying yourself to sleep basically has the same effect as under eye filler the next day… baby i’m gonna look young forever!

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Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

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Starting NOW!!

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[gayestpiano]

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me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking

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working in marketing is like if you were trying to solve a problem but there were 85 women named jennifer swarming around the problem like bees

[furryprovocateur]

to this day this is still the most accurate third party interpretation of bugs bunny

[shetheyslain]

2024 predictions

- alex jones overdoses on his own supplements

- Kamala Harris attends the met gala in a dress that says coexist on it

- Biden falls over and breaks something

- the pope wears a new hat that causes a split in the church

- there are like 5 January 6th’s after the American election

-jefree star is arrested at one of those January 6th’s

- oli London runs for congress as a libertarian

- adult bluey fans create a bronystyle con

- Betty boop gritty reboot

-Florida attempts to secede from the union