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mediocre artist, multi-fandom, drinks too much coffee.

[uffiebird]

guys it’s okay, when westminster ruins our country on the most sacred of days, halloween, all the ghosts of liberals past will rise up and haunt the tories until they leave and we can get back to business

[zonerbonerz]

there’s so much fuss over which spouse should change their last name after marriage can we all please act like adults here and go to fantasynamegenerators.com and let the warrior cat name generator decide

[we-love-gaming]

open world games

[thesundanceghost]

Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

[uffiebird]

everyone in scotland hearing english people bitch about having bojo the clown as a prime minister when our entire country actively votes not to let this happen but gets fucked by the union over and over again

[inaminadikaaa]

[yonkou]

[pl4ystation-deactivated20211104]

[mysharona1987]

[uffiebird]

me, for the millionth time: if you stack things on top of each other in the dishwasher the stuff on top is never going to wash properly my flatmates, stacking things on top of each other in the dishwasher for the millionth and one time and wondering why it’s still dirty:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[uffiebird]

i’ve never been so emotionally invested in the eurovision song contest as i was when i heard how many votes the public gave norway... stay camp my fellow europeans

(also lol at everyone online hating on madonna before realising her entire performance was a big fuck u to israel... like pls applaud iceland but give the queen of pop some respect)

[uffiebird]

makes me laugh so hard at england stressing out about the european elections and the brexit party when their polls totally ignore the SNP. like... babies to the south... take a look at scotland and who’s leading OUR polls because it sure as hell ain’t nigel clownface farage.

i’m so sick of being part of a union that is literally crumbling to pieces when scotland has a legitimate lifeline to just fuck off by now. how many more chances are we gonna give to westminster like... wow

also yeh i’m allowed to laugh at the sorry state of the UK because scotland is in the unfortunate position of having absolutely no sway over the overall government because england voters keep screwing us over :’) so let me enjoy this mayhem for now pls cuz my vote sure as hell never means anything in the long run

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[screenshotsofonepiece]

[guccihall]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[otherwindow]

Every post apocalyptic game is all about violence!! I just wanna decorate my abandoned subway home with fairy lights!! Throw parties with other gas masked survivors!! An Animal Crossing x Stardew Valley inspired game where I can grow giant potatoes and date a buff mutant!!