this is TOTALLY real.

The tale as old as time... single and online dating! Ask me why I don't have faith in men. No wait, check out my posts and you won't have to!

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These are not pics that make a woman you’ve never met want to sleep with you. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send a chick you’re trying to hook up with a “mangina” pic. It’s actually worse than an unsolicited dick pic.

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A sampling of Portland profiles.

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For why.

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I may have swiped right on him. I can’t remember.

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I don’t get it

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I got nuthin’

Considered trying to match to get their lifting routine.

Figured they wouldn’t sent it for free.

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I mean… I considered a right swipe, NGL

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The kind of profile(s) that make me want to hand over my knickers.

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Respect to this dude for doing what he’s into and showcasing it in his profile. No sarcasm, truly mean that because you know how a lot of people are reacting to pics like these in profiles.

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Bumbling in Portland Part 2. I was clearly just goofing around. Because…

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Bumbling in Portland in early 2021 Part 1

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I’ve been off the apps for… well since sometime in January of ‘21 so buckle up for a giant dump of content.

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#onlinedatingsucks

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Lame.

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“Do you like her? Or do you LIKE HER like her?” 🙄