Aspiring Mad Scientist

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[mairarisk-stuff]

[aflo]

[catchymemes]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

fucking MURDERED

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

I love fanfic writers. Never change.

[charlesoberonn]

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

[thyrell]

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[the-ghostcrew]

this was under a puppet history video

[thecolorofthegame]

We should test this on the real Chris Pratt to confirm.

[odinsblog]

[sparklingwaterbabie]

A collection of my favourite tweets, thus far, on #SpitGate that I’m putting here for ease for my friends seeing

[thepleasuregoblin]

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

[cryptotheism]

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

[dontkillcoyotes]

Alright I’ll google it

[dontkillcoyotes]

[angelsfire2023]

What.

[riosnecktattoo]

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

[weaver-z]

I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

[rockfact]

is he okay

[transcyer]

Damn he must've contributed so much to Morbius' gross

[absolxguardian]

That's the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as to not play any part in making Sony think that they should make more Morbius.

[charhounds]

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

[yellowpie]

If you signed up for my show you signed up for some reruns too

[theocseason4]

[wintercorrybriea]

yo why they do my mans like that

[transmascfrankiero]

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

[verycute]

frankly these are the only people who truly understand the state of the CTA