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australianpikachu

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

drtanner

Those were the days. 💜

#god I wish tumblr was still good

lakevida

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

115x8

wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know

lakevida

if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy

angelbabymikaa

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

nevertoomanyspiders

silly-sneevleton

USE MY NEOPRONOUNS IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!! (it/its, chomp/chomps, thing/things by the way!! Thank you ^_^)

dandelionmoss

drinking games are kind of like those "try not to cum" games in that you only decide to play the game if you want to drink/cum but within the game's internal logic you have to pretend that you don't want to

dandelionmoss

to oppose something is to maintain it

spindle-and-nima

Sometimes if you pick up a kit their feeties go silly style and I think its great

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

tiktoksthataregood-ish

#ohh i read that as The bug and was expecting a cricket or a beetle of some kind

normalwomansstuff-deactivated20

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

fairycosmos

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

teratocrat

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"