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Nyowdy, I’m Ufu | She/her| 22 | typical Ichimatsu gal who eats bees So, uh, this blog is gonna probably be 90% dedicated to Osomatsu San now

[osopine]

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[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catgirl-brain]

promiscuous

[ddevilzmain]

[strazem]

The truth hurts sometimes…

[osopine]

todomatsu: hiiiii 😊

todomatsu: wyd? 😙

todomatsu: you busy today? 👀👀

todomatsu: heyyyyy 💕💕

todomatsu: haha is your phone turned off? 😂

me: Read 12:35 PM

[osopine]

karamatsu: ✨GOOD MORNING 🌞☀️ MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL 😇❤️ MY DOVE FROM ABOVE 🕊🕊 How are you on this sexy morning my sweet? 😊🥰 Good I hope! Today is a brand new day filled with love ❤️❤️ and wonderfulness!⚡️⚡️ Last night, I wished upon a star ⭐️💫 and saw your face in my dreams, my Karamatsu beauty. 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Could it be fate that brought us together? 🤔🥰 AH MY PERFECT SWEETHEART 💕💕 MY KARAMATSU GIRL 👫👑 What shall we do today my sweet? 😏😎 Perhaps you can accompany to the Cracker Barrel for some biscuits and honey. 🍞🍯 Though, you're the only honey I need my Karamatsu lover. 🐝🍯 What say you, hm? 😎✨ - Signed by, Karamatsu Matsuno ⚡️😎⚡️

me: Read 9:17 AM

[ufudoodles]

The Cracker Barrel is what got me

[sean-nojohn]

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[ren-of-rationality]

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

[hamelin-born]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[kitty]

[paxamericana]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[space-nerd-sam]

Hey guess who can legally drink now??

[ufudoodles]

Happy Birthday fren! 🍰🎉💖💖

[ufudoodles]

He a very angy man

[heartscatcher]

[earltealord]

all the retail stores right now

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekekekekek compilation.

[catsbeaversandducks]

IMPORTANT

[valtsv]

you are the ghastly queen, young and freak, spirit halloween

[kim-chann]

Matsuno’s brothers last words if you were dying together

Osomatsu: “Hey, babe, please look at me– This is gonna’ be weird… but can you smile for me…? … I know that it’s weird, but please do this for me. I want to see the love of my life smile one last time… so please.”

Karamatsu: “My darling, look me in the eyes… yes, there you are, angel. I promised you, didn’t I? I’ll protect you, my sunshine. I love you…”

Choromatsu: “Please no, I don’t want to die…! Please don’t leave me!”

Ichimatsu: He pulls you into an embrace and holds you tight, “I’m sorry that I couldn’t protect you… I love you… Look at me…” He starts to cry, “My kitten, I love you… I’ve never been so happy to have met you… thank you…”

Jyushimatsu: “You can hold my hand if you’re scared… Please don’t cry, let’s talk about something else, okay?”

Todomatsu: “At least I got to see you one last time. In the next life, make sure to save me the spot to be your husband, okay…?”