Octopussies

Snapchat: Kas-tiel I Am An Elf

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[unpretty]

houses with cats that don’t have toys everywhere creep me out in the same way as houses with kids that don’t have toys everywhere

[ansodie]

some cats like to leave all their toys around for maximum play availability, but others like to take all their toys and HIDE THEM and since i CANT FIND ANY i assume they must be LOST and thats how my cat ends up with A HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF TOYS PILED UNDER THE COUCH GODDAMMIT

[unpretty]

valid

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[academicssay]

[mstsprincessgiainternationale]

how do i die without telling my mom

[bpd-hellfire]

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

spotify discover weekly: so you know how you have just, terrible taste in music

me: :/

spotify: we analyzed your listening habits and we decided you’re just a stupid piece of shit. here’s some garbage!

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[cymothoid]

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[hand]

april just started and this is already the mood for this month

[fairwound-deactivated20180529]

Listen man I’m just trying to wear soft sweaters and read my books and love myself .

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

sometimes life is just, so beautiful. art in motion. today while riding the bus i saw a randomized license plate that happened to say “CAAR” and i cried real tears

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

I drive past a green truck with the plate GRN TRUK every day and it makes me smile because, yeah man, it fucking is

[221-sherloki]

Music

Friend: Could you maybe send me some of your favourite songs?

Me: GURL I HAVE 69173819 SONGS FROM 5818 ARTISTS IN 398 GENRES AND 5 DIFFERENT CENTURIES ON MY PHONE PLEASE BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC!

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[mjalti]

it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone