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i really wish it was friday night right now

i may look normal but deep down i cant wait to be 69 years old

#dumb shit #shit #69 #69 supremacy #shitpost

Today I went to visit those teeth touchers…. the ones who make a living out of putting things in your mouth… no…. not chefs… the other one…

They always want to know everything about you the first time you meet them. Like how are you this fine morning? do you floss? do you eat frogs? What’s your age? ….etc.

But they never do it with their hands out of your mouths. They always have this weird kink of seeing people struggling to talk with their hands molesting your chew hole you choking on your own saliva while you answer great, yes…twice a day, preferably with bread, 20 and so on….

I would really prefer your hand out of my mouth when I speak mam. Thankyou.

ughhshutupbitch

read the comments. have faith its worth it

wisephroggo

Today I went to visit those teeth touchers…. the ones who make a living out of putting things in your mouth… no…. not chefs… the other one…

They always want to know everything about you the first time you meet them. Like how are you this fine morning? do you floss? do you eat frogs? What’s your age? ….etc.

But they never do it with their hands out of your mouths. They always have this weird kink of seeing people struggling to talk with their hands molesting your chew hole you choking on your own saliva while you answer great, yes…twice a day, preferably with bread, 20 and so on….

I would really prefer your hand out of my mouth when I speak mam. Thankyou.

#dumb shit #dumb thoughts #shitpost #funny shit #fucking shit #shit #funnyshit

just you know like i dont know i mean i just want to.....like...man idk i just okay I’ll shut up

#shut up

thespamman24

I have befriended the tape worm that lives inside of me.

thespamman24

Update: I am in love with my tapeworm but I am afraid of ruining our friendship.

thespamman24

Something inside of me aches for something else that is also inside of me.

thespamman24

Update: I asked out the tapeworm and they said they love me too! Something inside of me is so happy!

thespamman24

Update: Something inside of me has died.

ughhshutupbitch

so umm okay, something inside you fell in love with something else inside you although in case you are homo sapien something else inside you will try to kill the first some thing else inside which infact is in love with the second something else inside you. if you think something else inside you died it can be the third one something else inside you who tried to kill the first something else inside, in which case you are going to die soon but if the first something else inside you is dead then everything else inside you will live although poetically speaking you are obliged to say something inside you has died especially something that something inside you loved but whose death was caused by the your own something else. i understand. You are pinapple.

thespamman24

You know what else is pineapple? Pineapple.

ughhshutupbitch

noted

thespamman24

I have befriended the tape worm that lives inside of me.

thespamman24

Update: I am in love with my tapeworm but I am afraid of ruining our friendship.

thespamman24

Something inside of me aches for something else that is also inside of me.

thespamman24

Update: I asked out the tapeworm and they said they love me too! Something inside of me is so happy!

thespamman24

Update: Something inside of me has died.

ughhshutupbitch

so umm okay, something inside you fell in love with something else inside you although in case you are homo sapien something else inside you will try to kill the first some thing else inside which infact is in love with the second something else inside you. if you think something else inside you died it can be the third one something else inside you who tried to kill the first something else inside, in which case you are going to die soon but if the first something else inside you is dead then everything else inside you will live although poetically speaking you are obliged to say something inside you has died especially something that something inside you loved but whose death was caused by the your own something else. i understand. You are pinapple.