[methgrips]

[marsapartment]

That’s it. That’s his whole character.

[diamondformm]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[thefullestco]

[hypnotic-flow]

me when I’m surrounded by people with too much american pride

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[incognegroo]

Big mood

[itsbetterthananal]

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

“seem?”

[laxu]

“Were”?

[nevver]

Return to Magenta, Ekaterina Popova

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/_estebandiacono

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

Me and the girls getting a lil groovy :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[robertwalserfan1999]

Clement Hurd

[rarebritney]

me right now …

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[helloitsbees]

Then Perish

[sickwitchkid]

Life lessons courtesy of the Powerpuff Girls