Melissa's Mundane Adventures @ughthisisdifficult - Tumblr Blog

Here's some Stan while I pretend to still know how this app works.

I feel like none of my friends have time or space for me and I am alone and adrift in my own sea of suffering, unsure of the direction I am headed.

Half a cup of cold brew and I'm shitting

Me, when someone tells me i don't need to apologize: oh, sorry

Precious! This man on tinder who I don't know doesn't even realize that I already found his LinkedIn profile

I only awake like Nosferatu rising in a coffin

If there were truly a God, I wouldn't be attracted to men

Gaze upon the abomination I saw today.

Playing a fun game with myself of how many days will it take me to watch this episode of ER i keep putting on before i fall asleep

You guys ever hear of some band called the grateful dead? They're pretty underground

They need to make a light incense. Or diet. Idc. Why is it so strong?

Yesterday I waited on this old woman with a birthday tiara on. I told her happy birthday. She said, "oh, it's just my 90th birthday."

She asked if we could give her non-fried fish for her fish sandwich. The kitchen said she could have whatever she wanted.

I brought it out and put a candle in it and she gave me a hug and one of those old lady kisses on the side of my head/neck.

Anyway I love her and I want to remember her forever. Her name is Phyllis and she was born Aug 14, 1933.

I have a voice crush on ira glass thank you

I don't want to redownload those god forsaken dating apps but idk

Anyway, my bones hurt. Thanks

I don't even know how Tumblr works anymore.

Twitter is dead and I don't know where to put my thoughts so here they are lol. Another void to yell into. No friends to text about my day

Melissa's Mundane Adventures