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twenty-two, london humour blog

[thebelchers]

[paprika]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation

[imizus]

THIS KILL ME

[c-bassmeow]

OMG

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

[crunchy--milk]

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

That’s the bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well mood

[weavingshaw]

ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!

ppl irl:

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

this website is so toxic 

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

[tami-taylors-hair]

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[joshpeck]

when you see a titty on your dash after December 17th, 2018

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]