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I asked a customer at work, who was returning a toilet plunger, if it had been used.

He said no.

IT WAS WET INSIDE.

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tfw people give ya the business for liking a thing for sexual reasons instead of their alleged ‘better’ reason like idk plot or whatever. 

y’know that... “You only like [x] because of [popular and sexually attractive character or gay ship]” like oh no ya got me, dude! I partake in sexual escapist fantasies as an unhealthy coping mechanism just like goddamned everyone else! Your moral ground is so much higher than mine!

Vanilla-ass knobs mind ya business and get off my lawn.

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Heard a small child scream like a little animal today... it was so savage like... I wanted to shriek out my feelings, too, but adulthood is so strange. We have to do all of our shrieking on the inside and I didn't sign up for that. I want to squawk like a dejected parrot at a pet shop that needs constant validation and crackers.

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A puppet on each hand

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Have you ever tried to draw a cat and failed harder than you ever thought possible?

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The hype is real

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Hello friends are y'all ready for some terrible drawings?

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Already posted about this on my 18+ blog, but I'm making an art book out of a blank book I bought at Barnes & Noble.it will be super gross and sexually excplicit, as the cover promises.

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Exasperation

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Ballpoint pen on toilet paper. It was a ruff day.

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I made a separate blog just for clean, colored art that's mostly for sale on redbubble if anyone's interested. I know my mopey bare inks aren't for everyone.

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"They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't KILL THE BEAST!"

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Resisting the urge to drive into oncoming traffic every time I get in the car is a pretty big red flag that says I need to get help... but... Where do I even begin?

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So I doodled a lot for Inktober but still haven’t photographed/scanned most of it. Maybe sometime soon. 

I’d like to do some pop culture character drawings as a series, so I tried my hand at Mickey Mouse.

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I know you guys are probs sick of seeing this guy, BUT I just finished the lineart for the head! Once the plaque and inscription are done, I’ll be starting on the traditional media portion. (it’s gonna be messy!) 

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Jeremy Hillary Boob Ph.D.

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*sees your art* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *can't art* *screams*

Sounds to me like you’re arting already… If you keep repeating step 3 there you’ll eventually scream a little less…. you know… on the outside…