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Ugly Renaissance Babies

@uglyrenaissancebabies

The Kids Aren't Alright

276 posts

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 16, 2014

Alright, I'm not saying that this baby is going down on a goat, but I'm not NOT saying it, either.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 10, 2014

Listen, Rembrandt, I love you and all, but uh... that hand, man. That hand.

Master of Light and Shadow, sure. Master of Anatomy? Fuck no.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Mar 27, 2014

And lo, the God Child did turn his gaze upward, his neck craning, turning, rotating – the sound of dry twigs snapping, leathery skin pulled taunt around an unnatural, boney fulcrum — one rotation, two, three. A wheezing, short breath. Then nothing.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Feb 11, 2014

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to choke a bitch?

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jan 20, 2014

Quaiddddd... Start the reactorrrrr...

uglyrenaissancebabies

Dec 23, 2013

wow. such christ. very paint. awesom.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Dec 17, 2013

That moment when you realize the baby swaddled next to you has most definitely pooped himself. We've all been there.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Nov 5, 2013

The title fight at UFC 200 B.C.E. was epic, guys.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Sep 23, 2013

Whoa there, Mary, you might want to stick that Christ Cake back in the proverbial oven. I don't think he's quite finished yet.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Sep 10, 2013

Dear tiny Jesus in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists pawing at the air...

uglyrenaissancebabies

Aug 27, 2013

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. A rock-hard, aureola-less, pimple-nipple sandbag of a bosom, but still.

(submitted by Carmen)

uglyrenaissancebabies

Aug 23, 2013

HAIRLIP GOLLUM CHRIST.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Aug 12, 2013

Our Holy Father of the Botched Boob Job

(submitted by conglomeratiparty)

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 31, 2013

Don't worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and this is actually totally accurate.

(via discardingimages)

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 24, 2013

Australopithecus Christ! (SCIENCE JOKE, GUYS)

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 19, 2013

Alright, the Madonna definitely made that apple into a bong.

uglyrenaissancebabies

Jul 11, 2013

Virgin Mary, Patron Saint of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee.

Sorry about that, Baby J. I'd suggest formula.

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