baby girl I can be your weapon of mass destruction

[swagappeal]

no. you know what? fuck you. *unwonders your wall*

[anglaised]

sometimes i forget charlie kirk actually died like it feels 2 good to be true

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[gardengnosticator]

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[sobcat]

when the multifaceted life we all experience is multifaceted...

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[unalivejournal]

Run don't walk to HomeGoods before the Frankenstein's monster gay marriage selfcest pillow sells out

[toskarin]

scrooby goon if shaggy was tom and refined

what on earth are you talking about, these are barely words

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[hungwy]

swag can destroy you

[papayajuan2019]

would you still love me if i was a string cheese

[seracadash]

crazy concept. imagine

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊