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“And here I was thinking that would just be another thing you use to boost your ego. I’m almost proud of you for proving me wrong. Yes, you, with a job. It’s something that’s probably going to need to happen unless you want to get kicked out from whatever place you’re staying at. Ten grand doesn’t last forever you know? Hate to break it to you, but that description still sounds like a character in a young adult novel, except he’s the one the girl breaks up with once she finds a guy who’s generally nice to her. Fine, I’ll take back whiney, only if you take back philosophical. Every time you refer to yourself as philosophical John Locke rolls over in his grave.”
" i'm not that simple minded, christ. -- i'll think of something. i don't do nine to five. but really, who would even hire someone who should be considered mentally deranged after all those years ? plus, 'm pretty sure my room mates can figure it out. at least everyone knows that that guy is way hotter than the nice guy. 'n he can fuck the girl way bettee than the new guy would. hate to break it to you, but the bad boy complex is still alive 'n thriving. hey, not all philosophers are the same - so what if i like to make my philosophies regarding casual sex 'n hard drugs ? nietzsche did that whole thing about god, "
“You got mistaken for Liam fucking Hemsworth? Are you sure you weren’t stopped by a blind person? Shit, being compared to a good for nothing asshole who has nothing better to do with his time but fuck anything and anyone that breathes is an insult to Liam.“
" -- no, what ? do i look like a ken doll ? i was talkin 'bout another book. somethin' about demons 'n hunting shadows. me fucking everyone else but you seems to always be your go to insult- compensating for something ? if you were that jealous you could've just said so. i won't make fun of you, i promise - i'm that nice of a guy, "
“I’m not ‘barely above average height’, thank you very much ! and i bet i could fucking take you. i mean, most of your height comes from your big fat ego.”
“ oh, so you're below it ? now it makes a lot lf sense ! ego ? that's such an ugly word. i prefer self-confidence - you know, something that you can't afford to have. being mistaken as the rat from ratatouille all the time must be hard, "
“You do look like you belong in a boy band, love.” A grin spread over her cheek as she listened to the male. “at least they didn’t ask you if your ass was gaping from the probe the government shoved up there.” The blonde chuckled and rose her eyebrows at the other, “speaking of h. I knicked some from a dealer down the way. Wanna forget that situation, probeniss everdeen?” The Russian teased and motioned towards her purse. It’s crazy what she could get away with.
" i can't tell if that was a compliment or an insult. guess i should be flattered that you think that i'm good enough to be the object to millions of girls' affections, " he practically grins. " not today. i'm honestly just counting the days until someone finally asks about probing wounds, " he chuckles humourlessly. he raised an eyebrow at her offer, definitely bot believing someone could be that generous. " and what'll that cost me ? "
“ABSOLUTELY NOT. oh my god, i almost forgot about it. and this was when the institution played around with my hair color, so i was blonde. and i looked like taylor momsent. — god, stop. stop. i’m having too many flashbacks to your random adolescent hard-ons. we have never been cool. what are you talking about?” without moving her head, she let her gaze tilt up towards his face, holding back a snort. “you say that like having sex with you would be some sort of privilege, as if those millions of chicks couldn’t fuck you if they asked. it doesn’t matter. i don’t care what it’s really like. i’m waiting for someone who loves me. and then it’ll really be amazing.”
" you looked like a crossbreed between a racoon and an emo kid's blow up doll. so yeah, basically taylor momsen. hey, come on - you should be flattered. and i was a growing boy, can't control when those things whip out. speak for yourself - i was the shit. remember when those twins fought over me ? good times, " he sighs dreamily, remembering a certain fond and rather hilarious memory. " shit. got me there. but hey, i have standards now, fuck you. my choices back in the institute were limited. god, do you hear yourself ? no offence, but you sound like you're acting like you want to get yourself punched in the tit by 'ronnie,"
phoebe whimpered, softly, lower lip trembling /violently./ “w – we’re NOT, that’s – that’s the thing. but he – he was – it felt like he really liked me – but that’s what i ALWAYS think. if — if the one I’ve wanted since i was a CHILD doesn’t even love me, i – i’m so – i’m going to be alone, blaise!!” as her head nuzzled against his chest, her resolve finally broke. she let out a strained sob, her petite body shuddering relentlessly within his arms. “– i’m being so stupid, i’m – i’m so sorry…”
“ hey, hey, phoebe -- listen. it’s his loss, okay ? he fucked up. he could’ve had the best time with the best girl and he fucked it all up, ” his own words stung him, somehow. “ you’re never alone, phoebs. as long as i’m here, you’ll neve be alone. i promised you, didn’t i ? even after all the girls ‘n all the boys, it’s you and me -- always, ” he nods, even going as far as to plant a chaste kiss on the top of her head, his own eyes closing. “ stop apologising, dumbass - you didn’t do anything wrong. you’re not stupid, he is. that kid better watch his back, ”
at the sight of blaise’s concern, phoebe’s resolve shattered into pieces. “allen.” she whimpered, a trembling hand coming up to touch her own face. “he — i walked in. on him. and he — he was with someone. they were — they were…” she swallowed, shaking her head, and putting her bottle down on the table nearest to her (so she could hide her face in the newly freed palms.) “b – blaise — i wanna go h – home.”
“ hey .. ” he starts, unsure of how to proceed as he, himself, wasn’t exactly a pioneer of physical affection, especially when it comes to other people. “ wait, allen -- that fuckin’ ... NERD ? i didn’t even know you two were ... ” he shook his head, anger already starting to bubble up every inch of his being. but instead of stalking off to land a punch over said male’s jaw, he opted to reach for her, wrapping an arm around her more petite frame, enveloping her into a rare hug. " i’m sorry, ”
Phoebe tentatively walked towards the other, her fingers trembling from their position around the bottle within her hands. She’d picked up some random bottle from a bar — but she hadn’t taken a single sip. Her lower lip trembled, though her composure remained haphazardly intact. “H – hey. How’s - how’s your night been?”
he had spent most of his night off gallivanting with nameless faces, getting caught between the hazy air brought in by the alcohol pumping through his veins and the lipstick stains on the trail of his neck. but just as soon as he heard a familiar, broken voice calling out to him, he turned away from his current conquest of the night, bringing his attention fully to her. “ shit - hey, what’s wrong ? are you okay ? who’s ass will i have to to shove a pole into ? ”
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‘ he seems like he’d suck pretty good dick despite looking like a meth addict. don’t really want to get my dick ripped off but y’know. maybe one day, ’
CONFESSION (lol i had to)
“ you actually have a brain, who would’ve thought, right ? anyway, you can actually hold one over me and that’s probably the hottest fuckin’ thing i’ve seen in years, even if you ‘kinda look like you can be my sister, ”
5 9 25
5. did you hang out with the person you like recently ?
“ – no. i guess if you can count phoebe but she’s just decent, ”
9. is confidence cute ?
“ cute ? it’s hot, ”
25. what would you say if the person you love/liked kissed another girl/boy ?
“ nothing. i’d do the same to them ‘n send them a pic, ”
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Fuck no | Absolutely not | Nope | Maybe | Yes | Hell yeah | Take me right now
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 49. Do you dance in the car? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
11. how many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust ?
“ about … three ? pretty sure most of the girls here are out to kill me in my sleep, so, ”
17. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything ?
“ phoebe, definitely. you know, you. i guess she’s pretty good on the listening shit, ”
49. do you dance in the car ?
“ no, i’m not you. i actually have some dignity, ”
52. do you think musicals are cheesy ?
“ musicals are the shit. if anyone tries to say that they’re awful is lying to themselves, and is probably an uncultured rat, ”
