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Effy smacked at Daisy's hand before Daisy's words registered in her brain. "you and alaric are finally gonna shag?" effy grinned and flicked Daisy on the nose, "practice safe sex. condoms and all, missy. I don't need another you running around causing terror in their mist." effy chuckled, "but trust me, even if I can't have you, I'll find someone to cuddle and stargaze with." Effy nodded, sure of herself. "you two should just become an item already, i mean, he definitely has the hots for you."
Effy smiled up at Julien, "how about a deal? I'll cook your chilli and hot dogs if you pitch up my tent?" Effy gave Julian's center a small squeeze before she let go. Effy didn't particularly know how to cook but it beat putting up a tent.
"volunteers for star gazing with me later?" effy grinned and looked at the other, "i'll even cuddle if you get cold." she offered, raising her eyebrows.
“the idea of camping doesn’t appeal to me at all. why would someone want to sleep outside?”
"why is everyone bitching and moaning? one day all of this will be gone and we won't ever get it back." effy said, pinching alaric's cheek. "technically we are sleeping in a tent bbuutt whatever you say."
‘ a pounding headache and the great outdoors – what could go wrong, right?? ‘
"everything. especially if you have an attitude like that!" Effy said, looking at him. "lighten up! it's so beautiful!"
“I assure you, that if everyone takes their heads out of their asses for five seconds and enjoy the fact that bullshit reporters and city traffic noise are gone, then we can enjoy this place. All this bitching and moaning is so unnecessary.”
"Thank the heavens! You understand Julian!" Effy said, a huge grin on her face. The outdoors made her happy, it was free and open. She wrapped an arm around his center, "plus, it's good to get away from the madness of it all, isn't it?" She questioned, looking up the male.
Effy grinned, “What kind of drug dealer would I be if I didn't give out free samples to potential customers?” She teased and looked at Blaise, “But since you're a boy band cutie, I'll give you a discount the next time you want a hit.” She winked and stood up, “Come on! I can't do all this H by myself.” Effy said, humming lightly. The blonde was in a particularly generous mood today.
Veronica had been enjoying herself so far, taking numerous shots and minimal casualties to the house have been caused so far. “Are you having fun?” She asks the person beside her as she dances.
Effy giggled as she swayed her hips to the beat of the song, at least seven shots pumping through her veins. “Of course! A party is always fun for me! Plus, I'm a Disney princess!” She grinned at Veronica, “Happy Birthday!”
“I was at a restaurant today and when I left I saw the waitress cleaning up my plate, and I swear to God she took the napkin I was using and the crusts from my sandwich and put them in her pocket. What do you think she’s going to do with them? I truly hope there aren’t people out there that are interested in paying for that kind of thing.”
Effy grinned at his story and chuckled, "Oh no! Your DNA is going to be on the internet!" She said, looking at the male. "Trust me, there are some crazies out there but if it makes you feel any better, I've had my panties stolen from my room." Effy nodded as she told the story as if she was trying to validate her own memory. “I went on Ebay the next day to find my thong being sold for $200!” A laugh fell from her lips as she pulled out a cigarette. “Fancy one?” She offered.
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effy: when you look hella good
effy: but you don't have anyone to appreciate with you on how good you look
effy: fuck my life
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“I hate it when...negative people bring down my vibe! It's like, 'chill broski! why sap my energy?'”
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“I-uh had a dream that I was back at the facility and everyone but me had escaped.” Effy paused to regain herself, sniffling. “Since I was all alone, they performed all the experiments on me and it was terrifying.” Effy concluded, not wanting to go into detail.