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Sports are simultaneously the straightest and gayest thing of all time. No further elaboration.

#sports #jokes #lgbtq #i dont know #funny #serious

Typing this out has made me realize that I mist preface this with the following: I might just be the most parasocial person on the planet.

I love arguing online because it’s normal to go radio silent for the first thirty minutes your opponent posts, you do like three lines a day, and you have sooooo much time to research. Especially if you’re like me and can’t help but pick fights against idiots. I once had this debate about Charlie Kirk and George Floyd memes (It was actually a rather nuanced debate, believe it or not) that went on for like two weeks and my mental health may still be in the dumps, but I kinda enjoyed coming home after a long day and reading what he had to say about the nuances of exactly why the two were killed. I cringed so hard because his stance was so bad and I got to put my logical brain to work responding to it. “Charlie Kirk was killed because he was racist, George Floyd was killed because of the racist system,” I would type. I don’t know, I just get a rush out of correcting idiots online. Could I be considered a troll?

#idk how to tag this #i dont know #online arguments #I love arguing for whatever reason #i might be parasocial

If your hero is not worth meeting, they shouldn’t be your hero

I hate the saying “never meet your heroes.” If your hero is a dick in person, then why are they your hero? I interpret the phrase as implying that everyone you look up to is a dick. Sure, that’s true about a lot of people. My problem is that the phrase implies that every person who anybody looks up to is a dick. If that were true, then why the fuck are they my hero?

#idk how to tag this #pet peeve #old sayings

It doesn’t matter if you got a dih or a puh, what matters is how you feel on the inside ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

#shakespeare isnt dead #socrates isnt dead #transgender #we are all goats #w everyone

So-called "Biblical literalists" preaching about how boykissing is wrong, but they clearly haven't bought all of their (multiple) wives with the foreskins of murdered men.

Sources: New International Version, 1 Samuel 18:27 - "David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines [Palestinians] and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage."

New International Version, 1 Kings 11:3 - "He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray."

Links: https://biblehub.com/1_kings/11-3.htm , https://biblehub.com/1_samuel/18-27.htm

#idk how to tag this #religion #funny #jokes #kinda sorta half serious

i love not having a tw*tter account

#yep #i dont have twitter #and i dont care about twitter #i may not be *that* mentally healthy but at least i dont have a twitter account #man i sure do love not having twitter #twitter free pride #normalize not giving a fuck about twitter #fuck twitter #fuck elon #fuck elon musk #i dont care about twitter but it is called twitter and not called x #twitter not x #yep i dont care about twitter or anybody who tortures themselves using it #please get off of twitter #please #im begging #im begging you to get off of twitter #that is if you are on twitter #please leave twitter

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Happens every single time

(I’m the red one)

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People in the thread I’m arguing in are saying “well how would you find a way to end war? It’s a shame that you can vote. You’re so sheltered.” And it is SO annoying that EVERYBODY who replies to me misinterprets my “war is bad” argument as “I could end all war.” I have to believe that they genuinely just can’t comprehend the words I’m saying. One of them that was arguing with me about this legitimately kept on recycling the same exact argument. “I’m not defending wars, but it will still happen throughout the future.” I never said it won’t? Just because I said that Randy’s an idiot doesn’t stop him from bumbling around like an idiot. Another guy is saying “saying that war is a dated concept is like saying that sex is a dated concept.” No it isn’t? War kills people and sex makes people happy. War rarely ever makes people happy and sex rarely ever kills people. They aren’t comparable in this argument. And the first guy that said that he’s “not defending wars but they will still happen” is now saying that having children is immoral because they could potentially suffer. And how did this dead-end debate start? I said that I believe that drafts are bad and all military service should be optional because the idea of still needing militaries in this year is dated to me.

#rant post #rambles #i dont know #idk how to tag this #mini rant #rant #ranting #angry rant

Happens every single time

(I’m the red one)

#i dont know #idk how to tag this #funny

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i just vomited my guts out and my left eye feels like its going to explode. any tips?

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okay im fine now

#idk how to tag this

i just vomited my guts out and my left eye feels like its going to explode. any tips?

#serious #idk how to tag this #im sick #ughhhh

shadowlovezyou

this is the gayest image ever

”Isn’t there a certain stigma around x?”

“Well x shouldn’t have a stigma (correct) so no it does not have a stigma (wrong).

I see this shit in like interviews and stuff and it pisses me off every time the person being interviewed pulls a “it shouldn’t so it doesn’t.” Like, the Nazis shouldn’t still be around but they totally are. Just because x thing shouldn’t have any stigma doesn’t mean that it doesn’t. I thought you were supposed to be an expert.

#pisses me off #gripe #idk how to tag this

I really liked TADC. I can’t wait to rewatch it in 3 years after I completely forget about it and feel empty all over again after probably crying.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #half serious #semi joke

AI is getting too realistic. To make it easier to spot AI videos, I propose a bill that mandates that all AI generated content has to comply with A) every human generated by AI must strongly resemble Charlie Kirk and B) all audio generated by AI must contain the ‘We Are Charlie Kirk’ motif. How would this bill pass? Simple! We give it to conservatives in Congress under the guise of “memorializing Charlie Kirk” and bam, all AI content is now infinitely easier to spot.

#this is a joke #jokes #idk how to tag this #meme #funny #humor #lol

I just tried my first birria tacos and lets just say thats the only thing i am going to order from mexican restaurants for the next two decades

#mexican food #half serious #idk how to tag this

It pisses me off when people use ‘dystopia’ to describe anything that is disliked

Examples of misuse:

Modern cars look boring and that’s pretty dystopian ❌

In response to shortage of x, y company just made a dystopian price increase ❌

Examples of correct use:

Modern cars stripped buttons out and replaced them with screens with lower reliability and lower manufacturing costs, which is pretty dystopian ✅

In response to x crisis, y company has reserved its right to brick your device, which is pretty dystopian ✅

#idk how to tag this #pisses me off #gripe

in what world am i getting fucking christian homeschool ads on my unholy ass tumblr feed

who do they think i am

logo scribbled to prevent any free advertising

#idk how to tag this #what is this #what do i look like to john tumblr advertisement #who do i look like i am

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