enjoy yourselves, bitches. it's a celebration. @uhkidnamedkosh - Tumblr Blog

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blueraspberries

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

leftoversalad

Adulthood.

Cute couple on the moon

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earthshakinlove-deactivated2018

I can smell it

nightblightowl

^^^ that comment is all too real

pr1nceshawn

How Much Can Kill You?

Water - Everyone has heard that they should drink 2 liters of water every day. But if you drink 3 times as much, your kidneys will not be able to process this much liquid and get it out of your system. The result can be internal organ and brain edema and respiratory arrest.

Coffee - Half an ounce of caffeine is believed to be a lethal dose. It is approximately 113 coffee cups (of 250 ml). It is worth mentioning that in this case, a person would probably die not from the caffeine overdose but water intoxication: 113 cups are actually almost 30 liters of water. So if you don’t eat coffee beans or mouthfuls of instant coffee, you are safe.

Chocolate - Chocolate contains a small amount of theobromine. This alkaloid is a powerful agent that stimulates the central nervous system. But if you ate 22 lb of chocolate in one sitting, it could lead first to nausea and diarrhea, then an epileptic fit, then internal bleeding, cardiac infarction, and finally death.

Alcohol - For a healthy man, a deadly dose would be 1.25 liters of 40% alcohol (approximately 27 shots of 45 ml each). But it will happen only if the man finishes this amount within one hour and does not throw up.

Cigarettes - Taking into account that each standard cigarette contains approximately 0.8 mg of nicotine, 75 cigarettes can blow you to kingdom come.

Marijuana - Things are slightly different with marijuana. The fatal dose is 1,500 lb, smoked within 15 minutes or 48 lb eaten at one time. And you probably won’t enjoy it at all. Not even Snoop Dogg can do that.

Apple Seeds - You won’t die from eating 18 apples. But if you take out the seeds from those 18 apples, smash them to pieces, chew them thoroughly, and swallow them, then there is a possibility that you will die because apple seeds contain cyanide.

Bananas - Bananas contain potassium, an overdose of which can lead to death. But for this to happen, you would have to eat 400 bananas in one sitting.

Oranges - To die from an orange overdose, you would need to eat 11,000 oranges in one sitting.

Salt - The everyday norm of salt is approximately 0.1 oz. A lethal dose of salt is 9 oz in one sitting (approximately 48 teaspoons). If someone decides to choose this way to commit suicide, it will be a truly regretful choice because the death would be agonizing (from a lot of enemas) and long.

Sugar - The fatal dose of sucrose is 5 oz per pound of your body weight. This means that a man would need to eat 55 lb of sugar in one go, which equals approximately 500 teaspoons

Toothpaste - Theoretically, you would need to eat 24 tubes of toothpaste to get to the afterlife.

wildlyunlikelybabe

Appleseeds and bananas are more lethal than weed. Fuck anybody who ever says anything about weed ever again.

joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv

of course some fuckface tries to make this about weed.

durbikins

me after eating 90 apple seed and 400 bananas in one sitting: damn i should’ve smoked weed :/

softplop

Episodes of Beat Bobby Flay where Bobby Loses

season 1: episodes 1, 4 season 2: episodes 2, 5, 9, 12 season 3: episodes 4, 8, 11 season 4: episodes 1, 5, 6, 11 season 5: episodes 2, 6, 10, 12 season 6: episodes 2, 6, 9, 10 season 7: episodes 1, 5, 6 season 8: episodes 1, 5, 8, 9, 12 season 9: episodes 1, 3, 5, 7, 10 season 10: episodes 3, 6, 9, 11 season 11: episodes 1, 4, 8, 12 season 12: episodes 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beat_Bobby_Flay

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doing the lord’s work

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Lmao

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phllotes

me when i find my friends turnt at a party

anarcho-queer

I’ve had this blog for 6 years now but today I’m breaking my anonymity to ask for your help.

Hurricane Maria made landfall in Puerto Rico on Wednesday (September 20th) and my family has not heard from my grandmother since. She lives in Fajardo, a town on the east coast where the Hurricane first hit, causing a storm surge up to 9 feet.

My abuela has diabetes and systolic heart failure (her heart is working at 50% capacity). It’s important that she takes her meds daily but we currently don’t know if she has access to it.

The power is down and cell phone towers are destroyed. There is no means of communication. The only news we have from Fajardo are pictures that offer us no consolation.

These are the images coming from my town in Puerto Rico:

My mother and I are trying to fly to Puerto Rico as soon as possible but most of the airport is flooded and American Airline (the only airline offering flights to Puerto Rico) is charging over $1,000 one-way per person.

We’re not asking for much, just the bare minimum we need to fly to Puerto Rico and check on my grandmother. If money permits, we will also buy a generator to ensure she has access to electricity in order to cook and recover.

Please donate what you can, and if you cannot, please reblog.