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@uhmeleanor
log Me OUt Of THE MAIN ONCE FUCKIN MOre ANd I WILL TAKE U OUT
oh..... sorry...........::::::............
Maybe try to find Ian?! Or at least, George. But luckily, this is like pre-labor.
I mean, yeah, I can definitely try! Fingers crossed I'll be successful. Is that good? I honestly have no clue at all.
I might have some pain in my stomach?
That might not be great at all.. uhm, is there anything you want or need me to do?!
This isn’t how I expected my birthday to turn out. Ow.
Oh no! What's the matter, babe?
Ew, those have got to be the worst. It’s way too early for stomach aches, I think. Have you tried sleeping it off?
No, I hadn’t thought to try that.
Really? I think you should. Either that or ginger ale. I hear that helps a ton.
Awh, what’s the matter?
Stomach ache.
Ew, those have got to be the worst. It's way too early for stomach aches, I think. Have you tried sleeping it off?
I feel sick.
Awh, what's the matter?
Nooooo! I haven’t… which is actually quite sad. Those are the funniest. To be honest, I wasn’t quite watching what they were making… just too busy giggling. Oh hm. That’s actually rather logical. So then, do you drink sparkling water before sweets? I think the flat is pretty nice! You’ll just have to come over and see it.
I'm sure you miss them so, so much, right? You should have been watching what they were making! How can a name be that distracting to you?! Then again, all you ever do is giggle. Not usually, but I should start! I just drink it when I'm thirsty, really. When you finally make me coffee, I will! The coffee is a must, though.
But they’re still amusing! You bought that? The name of it made me giggle. I guess it wakes my tongue up. I… have never really thought about it. You mean before you eat spicy food? My night’s alright! I moved all my stuff to a new flat… now I’ve just got to unpack everything. Again.
Have you seen anymore vibrating bras and have you bought any? Yes! Did you see all the yummy things you could make with it?! Of course the name makes you giggle. Of course. I would want my tongue to be asleep before I eat spicy foods, though, because then I could eat more without cutting my tongue off, you know? Unpacking is loads of fun, though! Is your new flat nice, at least?
Infomercials are so fun to watch. They.. wake your tongue up. Um. Well. That’s a bit odd. Why would you need your tongue awake? So basically, you’re going to be up all night.
But they're typically the same ones over and over again! I like buying things, though, so. I saw the Magic Bullet enough to buy it and the juicer so yay. Does the carbonation not wake your tongue up?! I guess in case I have to use it. Either that or I'll crash in an hour or too and sleep until December. How's your night, though?
The night isn’t that young! That’s a bit weird. Is there even any caffeine in sparkling water? I don’t think there is. Unless it’s special sparkling water. A few coffees or a few sparkling waters?
The night is pretty young still.The night isn't old until infomercials come on. Nope, they just wake my tongue up. There's like, nothing in sparkling water aside from vitamins and everything. A few of each. I like variety.
You need sleep! Are you being bad and living off of caffeine? Be honest… how many coffees did you have today?
The night is young! Maybe.. maybe. I've actually found that sparkling water wakes me up more.. bubbly drinks are just refreshing. Anyway, I've only had a few, soooo!
I actually can’t get my hands to stop shaking and it’d be worrisome if I wasn't so tired.