Uke plays the uke!

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How's the baby bump doing?

She’s due any day now heh

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[Txt]: HOE HOE HOE [Txt]: green giant

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[txt] Damn thats a good one heheh

[txt] I love you u3u)

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[Txt]: Awwww my little corn baby

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[txt] I have to confess... [txt] The baby isnt yours...

[txt] Its the jolly green giants

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[Txt]: i have it marked on my calander

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[txt] Im starting to really show heh. according to a website she’s about the size of an ear of corn.

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[Txt]: Ugh i doubt it. Everyone who works here are assholes and treat me like sit [Txt]:……. [Txt]: Shit [Txt]: I hate auto text [Txt]: I miss you so much baby

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[txt] :c I miss you too baby. We’re about to wrap up the quarter and then I’m all yours.

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[Txt]: This pain is for her U_U i will survive. [Txt]: But everyone looks down is me im a better cook than all these losers combined. I just wish theyd give me a chance i want to be the talented rat doing back flips over the soup

[txt] Become the rat. Make the soup. [txt] I believe in you baby. You’ll get a chance. You just gotta prove yourself. It might not happen over night, but it will happen

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[txt] Baby!! Congrats on your new job. Im so proud of you!!

[Txt]: Thank you baby. it sucks balls.

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[txt] I know Im sorry bby, It'll get easier once you get used to it. Just think of the BABEH!!

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Im game for anything

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-kisses the phone and hangs up-

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Have fun and be a pal and send some nudez kay? Thankz bye love you

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You bet ya! But just so you know my tummy is starting to show so just a warning

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Okay i sent it. So you gotta hang up if you want some sweet D

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Ugh okay fine. I love you <3

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Ok hold on i’m sitting with your dad gotta run upstairs

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Blesssss <3

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Im always horny why did you have to go back to school? Just cone home its fine itll be great

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I already spent money on tuition. I’ll just be a few more months and then I can come back home for the end of the pregnancy heh. In the mean time Im horny and math is hard to do when youre horny. Send me a dick pic

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teenagevoodoo:

….i dunno. Need a hand with anything?

I need you to get to the school now. I’ve hit the horny phase of pregnancy

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My boobs and feet are killing me and math is stupid

My dick is just really hard right now

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School is harder

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Hiatus

Bump!

(( To find out more about the hiatus click here. I’ll be back around May))

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teenagevoodoo:

Uke :( No.

Uke yes! While im gone you should work on cutting back. 

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You're gonna be a dad now. You have to quit smoking

……Dads can smoke. 

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Not my baby daddy >:[