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she/they | a place for me a freak out about obey me

[ukie-obey]

Not me forgetting im on my obey me side blog and liking a shit ton if lotr memes

[puujima]

dateable simeon hc

simeon: i love you 24/6

mc: why not 24/7?

simeon: i love god on sundays

[fellulahh]

Make an Obey Me sentence: house party edition🎉

1. The first letter of your first name (or last if you prefer!)

A-B 💫💫💫 Beel

C-D 💫💫💫 Solomon

E-F 💫💫💫 Belphie

G-H 💫💫💫 Asmo

I-J 💫💫💫 Simeon

K-M 💫💫💫 Barbatos

N-P 💫💫💫 Lucifer

Q-S 💫💫💫 Satan

T-V 💫💫💫 Mammon

W-X 💫💫💫 Diavolo

Y-Z 💫💫💫 Levi

2. The month you were born

January 💫💫💫 Made out with me behind a curtain

February 💫💫💫 Confessed his love to me while drunk

March 💫💫💫 Did body shots off me

April 💫💫💫 Did a strip tease for me

May 💫💫💫 Took me upstairs to his bedroom

June 💫💫💫 Made out with me in front of everyone

July 💫💫💫 Told everyone I was ‘his girl’

August 💫💫💫 Dry humped me

September 💫💫💫 Accidentally told me he loved me

October 💫💫💫 Tried to seduce me

November 💫💫💫 Licked whipped cream off my boobs

December 💫💫💫 Grinded on me

3. The date you were born

1-3 💫💫💫 Because fuck it why not

4-6 💫💫💫 Because we were playing truth or dare

7-9 💫💫💫 Because he saw one of the brothers checking me out

10-12 💫💫💫 Because I told him I love him

13-15 💫💫💫 Because I told him I wanted a night to remember

16-18 💫💫💫 Because he’d never done so before

19-21 💫💫💫 Because he had a little too much to drink

22-24 💫💫💫 Because I told him I’d make out with him if he did

25-27 💫💫💫 Because I accidentally touched his nob

28-31💫💫💫 Because we were feeling frisky

Are you happy with your result? Comment yours down below!💫

[pridymcprideface]

Asmo accidentally told me he loved me because fuck it, why not.

Looks like I’ve got a new Asmo fic idea.

[inb4belphienaps]

Beel did a strip tease for me because he had a little too much to drink 😳😳😳

a giant with low alcohol tolerance 🤧

[puujima]

lucifer made out with me in front of everyone because he saw one of the brothers checking me out

lmaaooo what kind of ya trope frickery is this

[ukie-obey]

Mammon dry humped me because I told him I loved him

Im pretty sure if I told mammon I loved him he would just mammon.exe has stopped working

[ukie-obey]

My account is slowly turning into a place for me to thirst over the brothers

beel shirtless while grilling me borgers (the cheese and bacon kind) 😤😤😤😤😤😤 (im also really hungry)

[3rdgymbros]

Mammon:

[asmodeusbby]

I am so upset... I went and did every option for the event! And you can get a kiss from everyone, except Asmo!?! Like they even let you kiss Satan and Lucifer twice... but not Asmo once?! 😭💔

Ugh I know right? He always gets paid dust... Ngl I’ve been in a shitty mood all day because of this lmao. All we’re asking for is a crumb of dick pfff

[ukie-obey]

I think the creators know if you kiss Asmo there is no stopping him from doing

e v e r y t h i n g

which I mean I wouldn't mind

[puujima]

mc's friend, talking about date: i heard belphie took you out?

mc: oh, he took me out alright...

friend: aww, so he did make the first move.

mc, flashbacks to belphie choking her to death, to her dead body in mammon's arms: yeah... something like that...

[ukie-obey]

belphine just went a little to far when MC said "lol you could choke me and I'd thank you"

[0beyme]

For the people that want to know how to hoe around at the Ruri event, this post tells you how… But theres nothing for Asmo stans *sighs* Because the game hates him it seems.

[ukie-obey]

I love how it was so easy to kiss luci, Satan, and Levi so quickly

I also definently didn't tell I wouldn't cheat on Levi and then went and kissed Satan (I blame it on spicy demon magic)

[ukie-obey]

not to be "that guy" but asmo could slam me against the mattress any day

[ukie-obey]

BRUH I MADE THIS

[akuzonprime]

[1:27 AM] You wake up when Beel suddenly crawls into your bed and spoons you gently, his large frame shaking as he begs you, “Please don’t leave me. Promise me you won’t.”

[ukie-obey]

Aye you know it's bout to be good

[ukie-obey]

I can't stop thinking about this

[ukie-obey]

These spot the difference games are getting hard

[akuzonprime]

[4:39 PM] “I’ve been around for thousands of years, but I cannot seem to remember how I lived without you.” Lucifer whispers to you over the call, drunk off of his mind for the first time since you’ve left. “Come home already... please.”

[puujima]

few hours left? ~*oh noo*~

let's wrap it up bois

[ukie-obey]

I tried my hardest to like it buuut the one thing i found myself liking was making Levi blush on watch obviously

[0beyme]

I am here to give you a concept: Diavolo being a brat sub. Yes, thats the post. Goodbye.