Can I pee first??

No se qué hago y no se que quiero. Productora de poca monta.

[akanicotortorella-deactivated20]

taylor swift 2017:

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[feuilletoniste]

#pretty sure america tried this during the Cold War

[thegingergoddess-deactivated202]

+bonus

“These people are terrified. Maybe we can help a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?”

[uknowbecauseiwant]

Every Fangirl's Most Likely Future...

Me: *Reads a book*

Me: *Joins its fandom*

Me: *Stays up all night reading the books again*

Me: *Spends the whole day reading fanfics and blogging about the fandom even though there's an exam the next day*

Me: *Fails the exam*

Me: *Ends up living with parents unemployed 10 years later*

Me: .....

Me: My life's a mess.

[arinovaart]

ok well u tried.

[dying-dog]

[cynological]

That’s a weird dragon.

[clearance-puppy]

How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?

[clearance-puppy]

How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[siroswins]

[brackenbramblesandrevolution]

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

[aweirdo-yourweirdo]

Still funny 

[misskamala]

1x03 || 1x07

[fromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes: Best of the Defenders

[lcarenpage]

Who missed me?

[lando]

The Defenders + Text Posts

[lando]

The Defenders + Text Posts

[theplasticsofdarkness]

[confessuponatime]