UKTRAMO SHORT STORIES

Funny stories of events that happen in my life ya know. Trying to post daily. Enjoy:)

[uktramo]

NEW DESIGN

We got a new exclusive design line comin out on TEEPUBLIC called "PLASTIX". FIRST DESIGN TOMORROW!!

[charlottewinslow]

[in-pursuit-of-fitness]

Chipi Velazquez | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/67963049

[uktramo]

Lookin for something

Lookin for a story. Well too bad brhh cuz im too tired to give. A story hahaha. Story fonns come out early tomorrow aighty

[animanga-and-stuff]

[uktramo]

Optimal relaxation lvl

[chillanimebeats]

チルアニメビート / chillanimebeats サウンドクラウド / soundcloud ユーチューブ / youtube ツイッター / twitter ヴァイン / Vine

[uktramo]

Sometimes its too much so you just gotta chillll, ya know

[renjin-chan]

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

[uktramo]

I ALSO HAD SHIT LIKE THIS WID IT. READ THE FFIN STORY BRUHS.

[intensefoodcravings]

Banana Hot Chocolate | Port and Fin

[uktramo]

I GOT DIS... DOESNT SEEM BAD RIGHT

[vegan-yums]

Pretzel frozen hot chocolate / Recipe

[uktramo]

I WANTED DIS...

[uktramo]

HOT CHOCOLATE

So hot chocolate isnt that bad right. A nice warm, relaxing drink you prolly finna drink at the end of the day to calm your senses and junk ya know. Especially good during the more colden days ya know wammasayin. So its the middle of summer and im hot. Literally. On. Fire. I mean I have to admit im am pretty good lookin but this day was hot AF. I decide why not cool it down ya know. So I grab my bike and ride over to the nearest dunkin nut sacks if ya know wammasayin and park my shit and walk in. I ask for there frozen hot chocolate which is basically a slurpee thats hot chocolate flavored. Or a hot chocolate thats slurpee flavored I dunno. But it was that and everythings goin fine... Till the lady decides to mess up my FUCKIN ORDER!! I dont even know bro she was looked like a fuckin kid. Like shes prolly 16 or something but I was legit bout to say "Ayo whos kids is dis, bring ur kid to work day or some shit" Legit bout to say sat but I didnt aight. Im nice okay. So She brings my order and instead od the typical clear plastic cup you get them "colden beverages" I got the normal yet famous Dunkin Donuts styrofoam cup with the zarf (look it up) on it. So im holdin that shit, payed already and ready to get DUH ULTIMATE CHILL FEST GANG BANG BRAIN FREEZE ON right... Im about a feet away from the door and the girls still smiling and then all of a sudden im about to take a sip and she scream "NAYYYYEEEEEE" Literally Nay. Like wutttt. Im already to far in and take a super big gulp of super hot hot chocolate and im tryin to gulp it but you know when ur mouth really gets full and you try to hold it on but it squirts through your pussy licker. Thats wut happened. I was literally squirting lava out my fuckin mouth and made a mess on the door. The order taker or whatever then says I said stop. Manager comes. Explain everything. Full refund and a free "Colden Beverage" So it worked out prolly. As for the girl. Lolz. Im guessing shes not doin to HOT if ya know wamma sayy- okay no that sucked

[uktramo]

THREESOME GLIMPSES

Now back to your regular scheduled programming... So a few days ago I was at my friends party. Its a highschool party ya know. Booze, beer, gin, weed. Some kid even got some acid and lsd on him. I dont roll with those things... EVER! Its not called being a pussy its called I rather finna live so yeah stfu. So im at this party and everyone is getting lit AF and im here holding a tall cup 'o soda in my hand ya know wammasayin. So its around 6 perhaps and im tired AF cuz I didnt sleep much that day and overall im not much of a sleeper. I sleep, wake up, then get back to work so yeah. Im tired AF and I find me a couch and just sit on it and fall asleep almost instantly. A few other people passed out or buzzed out around me. My friend was drunk and passed out. This girl was high and sat near me and passed out. This other guy was shirtless and fat AF passed out right in front of the couch I was sitting on. So its around 9 now and I dont get up but I did awaken to a bit of light and some weird noises. So my eye is open like a crack and I see a sliver of light coming from a creak of a door leading to a bedroom. Along with that there were faint noises coming out. After a bit I realized this sliver of light was the light radiating from a dim T.V. and the noises got a bit louder. The noise was like gurgling but in a weird way. I was confused AF but then it became clear. THE MOFO TRUTH!!! People in that room were getting it on... So I go like nope make some space on the couch and fall asleep head against the couch and when I wake up at around late 10 I see two shirtless guys and some young looking girl come out and im like. WTF! Thats it really. Witnessed a threesome and it was weird AF and went home and chatted with my friend after that. Same ol same ol...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[uktramo]

This is confusing and insane AF!!

[uktramo]

Beyond The Walls Of Intelligence

Cecil lives in a world where beyond the walls lie creatures of immense powers. Within the walls lie creatures of immense knowledge... HUMANS! Who's more deadlier?

Cecil lives in a world where beyond the walls lie creatures of immense powers. Within the walls lie creatures of immense knowledge... HUMANS! Who's more deadlier?

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Since all the dining halls are closed today I walked to Subway (it’s like a mile away) but while I was there it started raining and I didn’t want to walk all the way back to my dorm room in the rain so I went next door to Insomnia Cookies and asked for a delivery for cookies but with me too and that’s the story of how I got a ride home and a dozen cookies for only 11$

[uktramo]

This story had my dying of laughter for some reason. LOL!!

[uktramo]

CVS BLOWJOBS!!

So I was at CVS ya know. Ur local drug store where you could buy literally everything right. So the night before I was going to a water park and I stayed at a hotel and it was around 7 at night when this happened. From the hotel I went to CVS to prolly pick up a few snacks and soda or something. No liquor or codeine or OTC drugs cuz I dont roll like that. So I get my bag of chips and a small bottle of soda and pay for it but on my way out I get the super urge to just piss. It was so big that I felt like if I moved I would jsut piss my pants so I quickly ran into the bathroom and went into a stall and let it out and then I get the shitz. Well oh shit I guess I'll sit down and take a dump aight. So im taking a dump and checking twitter on my phone and I hear a sorta weird gulpy weird ass noise. I also hear a guy moan and grunts and junk like that. So I am curious so I directly look down without them seeing me and see a pair of feet in pink flip-flops and a old man shoes. I knew exactly what that meant. THEIR WAS TWO PEEPS IN DUH STALL NXT TO ME GETTING AND GIVING HEAD!!! I was completely MINDBLOWN. LIKE WUHHHHHU!!! So I walk out of my stall and flush and I hear a whispery lady go like "someones here" The guy goes like "dont worry just make me cum" in some lemony british accent and I knew what was goin on. This guy hired a hoe to do some dirty ass work and out of all places they decided to do it at a CVS. Like dont get me wrong. CVS bathrooms are nice AS FUQ and perfect to just take a shit, go on ur phone and relax for a few minutes but blowjobs. HELL FUCKING NAWWWWW!!!! So I wash my hands like any clean person would and friggin go outside the bathroom and wait around. Once you know someones getting head you wanna see how they look alright so I wait around for a good 30 minutes but they still aint coming out. I just exit the place after that and go back to my hotel. It was a insane experience. Crazy shit right there. Lolz...

[uktramo]

IM BACK...

Bringing This fucking shit back up. Too much life stories to share and junk so yeah. Full steam ahead. First story coming out tonight. Its called the cvs blowjob!!