the scar is not on the wrong side

well hello there

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[goddessactuality]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[greelin]

i can’t really find interest in a man if he’s not odd and unsettling. and perhaps downright disturbing

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[kosmogrl]

[sluttynurse]

white women stop becoming tradwives. we need more gothabillies

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

me and fucking who

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[corrodedparadox]

Easy shot

[frawgs]

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

what am i doing

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]