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@uless

They call me uless. Well intentioned. A little bizarre. Painfully honest. I have an oddly spelled first name. Lover of food, music, art, and wine. Common law divorcée . Crappy housewife. Bleeding heart with a foul mouth. Half-sister. Former orphan. Surgical tech. Lover of "your mom" jokes. ENFP to the core. Habitual offender of punctuality. Best friend. Insomniac extraordinaire. Mostly, just well intentioned.

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A little magic at the end of a fairly soul sucking week 😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/CGJVaZLH_d0T-tOKLy6PSTySR_V-6cwhVql11s0/?igshid=1xv21orxxw93s

These things are so great- why can’t there just be shiny goo patches to fix other stuff. I got some bags under my mental health 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCR2bRhHWn3HGBMv4T3GnArBZ-ts98J-EjiSwc0/?igshid=p5rausrmxzr6

File under: why is everything so hard fuck it all never leaving my bathtub forever. #strugglebus https://www.instagram.com/p/CBzFcuMHTyrp-ottmdz61M4XM8pVRSj_i6Nt3E0/?igshid=znw1lv0qvaf

#strugglebus

There are friends that know you and then there are friends that KNOW YOU. #winesippycup #bestbdaygift https://www.instagram.com/p/B5_wuljnvZqFrGDaqG5PqLeIYt8pWHmnpiZHeA0/?igshid=ktqfa9m2qm00

#winesippycup #bestbdaygift

Feeling everything in the room is so hard.

#empathprobs

WHY AM I HAVING TO GO AND FOLLOW SO MANY PEOPLE I SHOULD ALREADY BE FOLLOWING?

For real what fuckery is this? I didn't unfollow anyone I just haven't checked in for forever 😫

My last post here was almost a year ago!

What I'm saying is, I suuuuuuuuuuck. I've started a new job with a new company and may or may not be teetering on the edge of a stress-induced episode.

What better time to come back and get back in the habit of chronicling the hot trashy mess I will never not be? 😂

Miss you fuckers.

#illdobetter #imfreakinout

I'm so in love with this guy. Also my favorite game is finding new and creative ways to take photos of him when he's not looking 😁

'Murica.

#bitch ass bitch face

Can someone tell this bitch on her phone on speaker in line at my smoothie place it isn't that crucial?

#SERIOUSLY

absolutelynot-defnot-deactivate

As many of you are aware, we lost the beautiful soul known as @laurensaysrelax recently. Yesterday, as her husband Dan ( @macencheeze ) was making insurance arrangements with his work, he was informed that Lauren was not on the life insurance policy.

Both Lauren and Dan are not huge fans of online crowd campaigns, but the time has come for a need in one. Please help us in providing Lauren with the services she deserves by donating directly to Dan’s paypal here: http://paypal.me/ldnunez

If you’d prefer to make a donation to Planned Parenthood in Lauren Nuñez’s name instead, Lauren would also love that. Thank you for sharing this info so that we can make sure Dan can take care of what he needs to, friends.