Predator

Yautja,NECA,and movies indulge me with what you know and I’ll do the same

[ultimate-ahab]

The killer

[pleasantomorrows]

[tradingspacesofficial]

everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched

[zitboy]

caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture

[lemonheadandlollipup]

“I’m sorry that I ruined your life, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.” 

[lemonheadandlollipup]

there’s a couple layers of irony in this comic I wasn’t really intending but I honestly feel like these make it funnier. The obvious joke here is that Lollipup, who’s Jewish, is 100% engrossed in a Christmas movie and is moved to tears by it; (the joke simply being that Lollipup is a sentimental weirdo.) As it turns out, the movie ‘Elf,” despite being a Christmas movie, had a Jewish director, AND the role of Santa was played by a Jewish actor. 

also upon rewatching I discovered that apparently the family in ‘Elf’ is an interfaith family

there’s probably a lot of reasons why this movie resonates with Lollipup personally  

[spitblaze]

if you call a trans character a ‘trap’ or a ‘futa’ i will come into your house and personally break your fingers

[spitblaze]

Btw this also goes for ‘shemale’, ‘tr*nny’, purposeful misgendering, and any other awful slurs for trans people u weirdos think up

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

[soft-septiceye]

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

[sanderssidecanons]

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

[softestvirgil]

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

[cheskamouse]

Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?

[pikachatwentyfive]

All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…” You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.

[skeletons-all-year-round-deacti]

this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.

[noobtheloser]

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

[incorrect-r6s-quotes]

Play it again, Marius

Bandit: And now, as part of the “Welcome Aboard” week, we shall sing the Moroccan Anthem. Hit it, Marius!

Jäger at the piano starts singing:  You must remember this: A kiss is still a kiss. A sigh is just a sigh. The fundamental things apply, as time goes by.

Nomad to Kaid in Arabic: That isn’t our Anthem.

Kaid, humming along: But it’s still a good song.

[sunbathe]

Being A Plussize Model in South Korea (tw: this is just a short clip i wanted to share here. do not read the comments on the original video if you are triggered by fatphobia, racism, and talks of body dysmorphia.)

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

[applejuicewerewolf]

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

[toothmuncher3000]

anyway, my older sister was adopted when she was almost 16 (kinda on accident too), and because of that she got away from an abusive household, went from barely passing classes to being an honour student, and launching into a career where she’s happy and healthy and paying her own way. just two years of parenting where she had 3 meals a day, a bedtime, and parents to help and protect her changed her life radically. Plus, i got an older sister

adopt teenagers.

[louisironson]

In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

[deadlykillerqueen]

[konigstigerr]

cowboy bebop wasn’t even that good in the first place. like everything watanabe does, it’s held up by style and becomes blander and more shallow the longer it goes. this is why space dandy is good for 4 episodes even if it has two whole seasons.

[velo]

[ultimate-ahab]

He’s a momma’s boy

[fuks]

[arabellesicardi]

loving this concept

[safetywizard]

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

[kineticpenguin]

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[xxleondraxx]

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

[randomslasher]

To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!

[cwote]

Are you hurting right now? I’m sorry. Times can get bad. Life can sometimes be down right shitty. Maybe you relapsed for the first time, or even the tenth time. Maybe you had a panic attack and isolated yourself from friends and family today. Maybe you’re someone who thinks they don’t have any friends or family to care about them. For whatever it is you’re going through, I want you to take a deep breath, fuck it, take 5 deep breaths. In through your nose and out through your mouth. Relax. Remain calm. You can do this. Life will go on and you need to be around to see what happens next, okay?

[photosbyjaye]

Muhammad Ali requested that his star not to be put on the sidewalk, because he didn’t want people to walk on him. They honored his request.

[nocuer]

It was done because he didn’t want people stepping on the prophet’s name. This was not an act of vanity.

[vantablackhearts]

This is an important distinction. ^