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Trust in the process.

[tozu728]

Concerning the data breach.

You figure it out yourselves. Lecture on online safety soon.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…The what?

[ultimate-lawyer]

The ask box will remain open. However, I have limited it to non anonymous messages only. Apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.

[ultimate-lawyer]

((Those are some pretty odd things to say to a stranger, anon!))

[ultimate-lawyer]

…I hesitate to show my face to my peers. I wouldn’t want to frighten them with the sight of two of myself!

(Though I will admit it is rather lonely…)

[ultimate-lawyer]

(…Why did she reblog that with no comment. I wasn’t in danger, was I?…)

[ultimate-lawyer]

By the way, I’m bisexual.

[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Huh, how strange. We're even both bisexual.

[ultimate-lawyer]

I’d find it stranger if that weren’t the case! It’d make sense for us to be identical in nearly all facets, wouldn’t it? Hahaha!

[ultimate-lawyer]

By the way, I’m bisexual.

[mara-security]

Be proud.

[ultimate-lawyer]

This was worded rather… threateningly. Might I suggest rephrasing it?

[mara-security]

No.

Why is there another Wolfgang.

[ultimate-lawyer]

I'm just as confused as you are, I'm afraid.

[mara-security]

@tozu728 Do I do something about this one?

[tozu728]

It's fine, Mara. He's harmless.

[ultimate-lawyer]

Why, thank you, Tozu. I appreciate your willingness to vouch for my innocence.

Wait... What was she about to do?

[mara-security]

Be proud.

[ultimate-lawyer]

This was worded rather… threateningly. Might I suggest rephrasing it?

[mara-security]

No.

Why is there another Wolfgang.

[ultimate-lawyer]

I'm just as confused as you are, I'm afraid.

[tozu728]

Oh, God damn it.

[ultimate-lawyer]

...Is something the matter, headmaster Tozu?

[mara-security]

Be proud.

[ultimate-lawyer]

This was worded rather… threateningly. Might I suggest rephrasing it?

[ultimate-lawyer]

mmy card

[tozu728]

What.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…Hm? Oh, hello, Tozu. I was simply thinking out loud for a moment.

[tozu728]

@wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney Please explain this.

[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Hello, Tozu.

I am not. To be honest. I didn't set up another account. Perhaps this is another case of the duplicate phenomenon that's been going around?

[ultimate-lawyer]

“Duplicate phenomenon”?… That’s rather troubling, and quite frankly difficult to believe.

Although, I suppose it’s also difficult to refute when there’s another man identical in your appearance staring you right in the face.

In any case, I’m pleased to make your acquaintance!

[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Pleased to meet your acquaintce as well uh…me? Or Wolfgang Akire? If that would be more respectful.

I am, admittedly, a little unsettled by this turn of events but I’m sure we’ll get along well. :)

[ultimate-lawyer]

I believe just "Wolfgang" should suffice. Ahaha!

Perhaps we can find a logical explanation for all of this. In the meantime, I must agree with your statement that we'll get along just fine. After all, great minds think alike, don't they?

[ultimate-lawyer]

mmy card

[tozu728]

What.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…Hm? Oh, hello, Tozu. I was simply thinking out loud for a moment.

[tozu728]

@wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney Please explain this.

[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Hello, Tozu.

I am not. To be honest. I didn't set up another account. Perhaps this is another case of the duplicate phenomenon that's been going around?

[ultimate-lawyer]

“Duplicate phenomenon”?… That’s rather troubling, and quite frankly difficult to believe.

Although, I suppose it’s also difficult to refute when there’s another man identical in your appearance staring you right in the face.

In any case, I’m pleased to make your acquaintance!

[ultimate-lawyer]

mmy card

[tozu728]

What.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…Hm? Oh, hello, Tozu. I was simply thinking out loud for a moment.

[tozu728]

@wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney Please explain this.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…I beg your pardon?

[ultimate-lawyer]

mmy card

[tozu728]

What.

[ultimate-lawyer]

…Hm? Oh, hello, Tozu. I was simply thinking out loud for a moment.

[ultimate-lawyer]

mmy card