Cool Guy Blog

Only cool people allowed on my blog

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Yanking someone’s hair off thinking it’s a wig but instead it’s a big bloody mistake

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Noelle would’ve been a DreamSMP fan

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Calling a blood bank while doing a Dracula impression and asking if they cater

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Guys I just bought my first house

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Why did my house get another room

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Guys I just bought my first house

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Learning about sex in anthropology and that shit is lowkey wackadoodles

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What if orange juice was fucked up and evil

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We, by we I mean all humans, should make Bilk. It’s milk in a ball, kinda like a BuzzBall, but milk.

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I wanna dress as a usps driver and deliver boxes full of rocks to people with ring cameras

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I would like to know my train of thought when making this

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Hey, why are you adorable :3

I take 5 grams of meth every morning. It keeps me whimsical :)

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Togore Dreemurr, the oft forgotten middle child of the Dreemurr household. But i did not forget you Togore. I would never forget you.

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Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1

GLaDOS

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onJun 22, 2025

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No one likes Vox lmao

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I wanna dress as a usps driver and deliver boxes full of rocks to people with ring cameras

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Do you think in a handful of years, and when a lot of YouTubers have retired, there will be new YouTube channels where people review the entire catalog of a retired YouTuber like how people review entire shows nowadays?

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Anyone else remember this?

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Since TikTok is leaving I’m to try make this place my new source of entertainment