I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
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I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
………You are the expert I guess………….
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”What… is that?”
Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant
When it crossed it’s arms I screamed bruh
Gurl I screamed at the damn close up 😂😂
Show us something unexplained!
alright first of all fuck you
"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously
something to look forward to in 2020
oh for fuck’s sake
OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction
Ohayo Gozaimasu! I’ve been seeing a lot of posts on Twitter and Reddit [i have Twitter and Reddit accounts] about gaming the stalk market in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I thought I’d collate some of the best info I found, and add some of my own.
THE BASICS
Turnips can be bought in stacks of 10 from Daisy Mae every Sunday between 5am and 12 pm. The cost varies from 90 to 110 bells.
There are two turnip prices every day - one before 12pm noon and one after. These are NOT universal and vary from island to island.
You can’t store turnips in your storage. You’re going to have to either hold on to them, or drop them on the ground. Be wary of visitors to your island if you choose the latter!
The Sunday after you buy your turnips, your turnips will rot. Time travelling backwards [reverting the your switch’s internal clock to an earlier time] will also cause your turnips to rot. Rotten turnips CAN attract flies, so you might want to intentionally let just one go, for the sake of the museum.
Turnips can be sold every day of the week [except Sunday] to either Timmy or Tommy. You can talk to them at any time to find out what the current sale price is, except for when the Nook Stop is closed.
THE PATTERNS
There are 5 patterns in total. To find out which pattern you have, follow the following equation:
[[Monday Morning Sale Price PT (Per Turnip) + Monday Evening Sale Price PT (Per Turnip) ]/2] / Sunday Purchase Price PT (Per Turnip) = X
If X = 1: Pattern 1
If 0.8 < X < 1: Pattern 2 or Pattern 4
If 0.6 < X < 0.8: Pattern 3
If 0.4 < X = 0.6: Pattern 1, Pattern 2, or Pattern 4
If X < 0.4: Pattern 2 or Pattern 3
If X = 0.8, X = 0.6, or X = 0.4: Pattern 5
Pattern 1: Hump Day. Prices will will steadily increase [at a rate based on your initial Purchase Price PT (Per Turnip)] until Thursday Morning - at which point they will steadily decrease. Sell on Wednesday Evening.
Pattern 2: Early Bird Gets The Worm. Prices will be high in the morning, and low in the evening. Exactly how high and how low seems to be derived from your initial Purchase Price PT (Per Turnip), but how exactly I’ve yet to figure out. [Maybe a follow-up post…?] Sell in the evening when you see a profit you’re happy with.
Pattern 3: Rise-And-Fall. Prices will fall initially, then spike sharply upwards. Prices will then decrease once more, increase three more times, and then increase SHARPLY on Saturday evening. Wait till then to sell.
Pattern 4: The Fruits Of Your Labours. Prices will be based on the amount of fruit you’ve sold ON YOUR OWN ISLAND the day before. Native or foreign fruit doesn’t seem to make a difference. Sell the day after selling at least 60 fruit - that seems to be the cap. [Seems!]
Pattern 5: Static Cling. Prices will remain mostly static, fluctuating randomly within 5 bells of your initial Purchase Price PT (Per Turnip). Check the prices daily, and sell as soon as you see a profit.
EXAMPLE
I bought turnips on Sunday for 100 bells PT (Per Turnip). On Monday Morning, the selling price PT (Per Turnip) was 95 bells. On Monday Evening, the selling price PT (Per Turnip) was 105 bells.
[[95+105]/2]/100 = X
[200/2]/100 = X
100/100 = X
1 = X
Since X is equal to 1, I know I’m faced with Pattern 1: Hump Day. Presented here is a graph of the turnip prices throughout the week [of course, I sell on Wednesday Evening!].
Happy Stalking! :) -g0m
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here’s what you missed on Twitter these past few days
twitch streamer goes viral by making a tiktok where she lip syncs to a song called “ok boomer” while wearing a Bernie croptop
twitter immediately loses their minds, with half of them declaring her cringe with the other half declaring her their waifu
a few days pass and she reveals on twitch that she has a boyfriend, causing all her replyguys to angrily report her account, and she’s (temporarily suspended)
another twitter user makes a similar tiktok, only the song is now called “ok liberal” and she’s wearing a crop top that says “marx”
Bernie girl is exposed for saying the n-word
Ok liberal girl is exposed for being a necrophiliac who hangs around nazis
we live in a society
Toss a coin to your Witcher...
Our Aloe Vera plant got pruned, so guess what that means!!!!!
IT'S ALOE VERA JUICE TIME
Step one: get the spikes off.
This is a pile of ooh, ahh:
And this is a pile of caution:
Uhhhhhhhhhh ok so never mind, I am not making aleo vera juice after all.
Because, uh. This is the first time I've made it??? So I was like "oh I'll just Google it and see if I have to cut the dark green bit off or if I can just chuck the whole thing through the machine," and. Thank goodness I checked. Cause a) yeah you do have to cut the dark green bit off, cause it's HECKING TOXIC, but uh. More importantly??
Turns out there's two primary sub species of aloe. One is greenish-grey and has no spots and is good for digestive health.
And the other has pale spots on it and is fantastic for treating sunburn and is, uh. Very toxic and shouldn't be eaten.
That.... uh. That was a close call.
Here's the two types, for anyone interested. The kind I have is the one on the left. Aka, the non-edible one.
Me, had I drunk my homemade toxic cactus-juice:
Delectable tea, or deadly poison...
@chemicalmagecraft I need you to know that I nearly broke a rib laughing at your addition. Also, your input deserved a fully fledged meme
Jesus fucking christ