❝ today is the big day . ❞
❝ you ready ? ❞
❝ this is it . ❞
❝ with your brains and my laser focus , there is literally nothing that can distract us from - did you hear that ? ❞
❝ all my life i’ve been dreaming - of a love that’s right for me, and now i finally know her name and it’s - literacy ~ ❞
❝ just when i was getting over ___ , of course , you show up at my doorstep . ❞ / ❝ oh , yeah , i forgot about ___ . did not care for ___ . ❞
❝ i’ll type , you read . ❞
❝ you were late on your cue . ❞
❝ hey , hey . be good to each other . ❞
❝ hey ! guess who’s ___ ? i am ! care to learn more ? i bet you do . you like to learn . ❞
❝ a lot of people think puppets are dumb or just for kids or something . ❞
❝ so when’s your next puppet show ? ❞
❝ i mean , you can’t really love puppets if you’re not throwing puppet shows , right ? ❞
❝ oh , what are the details ? ❞ / ❝ there are so many details . ❞
❝ ___ , how hard do you think it would be to write and compose a sock puppet rock opera and live pyrotechnics by friday ? ❞
❝ i don’t know what happened . i got lost in his eyes and his ponytail and - ❞
❝ if you help me with this for just a couple of days , i promise i’ll help you . ❞
❝ please . pretty please . ❞
❝ it’s for love , ___ . ❞
❝ we’re close to something big here . i can feel it . ❞
❝ just a warning , people’s eyes will get wet , 'cause they’ll be crying from laughing , from how tragic it is ! ❞
❝ it’s what makes life worth living . ❞
❝ not even gonna ask . ❞
❝ last time you got this sleep deprived you tried to eat your own shirt . ❞
❝ just a few more tries . ❞
❝ i can’t take that sound anymore . i hate ! you ! sound ! ❞
❝ there has to be some shortcut or clue . ❞
❝ i think i know a guy . ❞
❝ well , well , well , you’re awfully persistent , ___ . ❞
❝ hats off to you ! ❞
❝ did you miss me ? admit it , you missed me . ❞
❝ it was just a job , kid . no hard feelings . ❞
❝ i’ve been keeping an eye on you since then and i must say , i’m impressed . ❞
❝ you deserve a prize . here , have a head that’s always screaming ! ❞
❝ the point is , i like you . ❞
❝ i only ask for a small favor in return . ❞ / ❝ i’d never do a favor for you . ❞
❝ don’t forget who defeated you last time ! ❞
❝ hey , wanna’ hear my impression of you in about 3 seconds ? ❞
❝ still ignoring this . ❞
❝ whoa , bag check for ___’s eyes ! ❞
❝ ___ , i told you to get some sleep last night . ❞
❝ it’s like if coffee and nightmares had a baby . ❞
❝ last night i had a dream with ___ in it . ❞
❝ like i’d actually trust ___ , right ? ❞
❝ today is the day that the mystery twins are back in action . ❞
❝ i’ll help you crack that code . ❞
❝ i cried , like , eight times . ❞
❝ it’s so great to see you ! ❞
❝ your passion is so refreshing , ___ , unlike the girl from last night’s puppet show . single-stitch on one puppet and cross-stitch on the other ? i was like , uh-uh . ❞
❝ naturally i deleted her off my cell phone contacts list . ❞
❝ i know you won’t let me down though . ❞
❝ you know , ___ , you look pretty sweaty . you should really take your shirt off . ❞ / ❝ … right ? aren’t we all thinking that ? ❞
❝ how many eyes does a face have again ? ❞
❝ i’m not okay . ❞
❝ hey ! you just said you were going to help me ! ❞
❝ ___ , do you seriously think that your random crush of the week is more important than uncovering the mysteries of this town ? ❞
❝ you’re obsessed . ❞ / ❝ i’m obsessed ? look at you . ❞
❝ you look like a vampire . and not the hot kind . ❞
❝ well , i can help you with tickles ! ❞
❝ you know what ? i’ll do it on my own . ❞
❝ i’m gonna lose everything ? i only have one more try ? ❞
❝ well , well , well . someone’s looking desperate . ❞
❝ i thought i told you to leave me alone . ❞
❝ i can help you , kid ! you just need to hear out my demands . ❞
❝ what crazy thing do you want , anyway ? to eat my soul ? to rip out my teeth ? are you gonna replace my eyes with baby heads or something ? ❞
❝ all i want is a puppet . ❞
❝ what are you playing at ? ❞
❝ i don’t know , man . ___ worked really hard on these . ❞
❝ seems to me one little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe . ❞
❝ how many times have you sacrificed for her , huh ? and when has she ever returned the favor ? ❞
❝ tick tock , kid ! ❞
❝ so what puppet are you gonna pick anyway ? ❞
❝ eenie meenie mynee… YOU ! ❞
❝ what did you do to my body ?! ❞
❝ sorry , kid , but you’re my puppet now ! ❞
❝ this can’t be happening . this can’t be happening ! ❞
❝ man , it’s been so long since i’ve inhabited a body ! ❞
❝ pain is hilarious ! ❞
❝ why are you doing this ? i thought we had a deal ! ❞
❝ i’ve got big plans coming and i don’t need you getting in my way . ❞
❝ race you to the bottom of the stairs ! ❞
❝ hey ! human soda. i’m gonna’ drink it like a person ! ❞
❝ it’s got to be around here somewhere . ❞
❝ i’ve hidden it ! somewhere you’ll never find it in a million years . ❞
❝ i hope you don’t mind . i’m gonna go before you process this sentence . okay, bye ! ❞
❝ no , ___ , don’t listen to him ! ❞
❝ that’s not me ! ❞
❝ without a vessel to possess , you’re basically a ghost . ❞
❝ HELP ME ! ❞
❝ i’m gonna stop you , ___ . i’m gonna find that journal before you do and i’m gonna stop you ! ❞
❝ but how can you stop me … if you don’t EXIST ? ❞
❝ got to get my body back before he does something crazy with it ! ❞
❝ ah , nothing like the theater , huh ? ❞
❝ hey , ___ , want to hear the exact time and date of your death ? ❞
❝ are you kidding me? i would never miss…! … whatever this is . ❞
❝ so hold your horses ! ❞ / ❝ oh , i’ll hold my horses . i’ll hold them . ❞
❝ you monster . ❞
❝ i’m sorry , ___ , but i have to go fight in the war . ❞
❝ i’ll wait for you , ___ ! i’ll wait for you . ❞
❝ it’s come to life ! the puppet books didn’t warn me about this ! ❞
❝ you need to help me . ❞
❝ ___ tricked me . ❞
❝ it’s the only hope to get me back in my body ! ❞
❝ i’m sorry . it looks funny when you’re mad . ❞
❝ want to kiss and sing at the same time ? ❞
❝ oh-oh , but why would you want to do that ? ❞
❝ shh . you wouldn’t want to ruin the show ~ ❞
❝ whoops ! it’s slipping . ❞
❝ no way . this is ___’s . i’d never give it away . ❞
❝ hmm . you didn’t seem to have a problem taking it for your own play . ❞ / ❝ or ditching him when he needed you . ❞
❝ so come to your senses ! ❞
❝ i mean , who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling ? ❞ / ❝ ___ would . ❞
❝ get out of my brother’s body , you evil triangle ! ❞
❝ whoa ! children fighting . i can sell this ! ❞
❝ i’m a being of pure energy with no weakness ! ❞ / ❝ true , but you’re in ___’s body . and i know all HIS weaknesses ! ❞
❝ AAH ! body spasms ! what are these ?! ❞
❝ what is this feeling ? ❞
❝ my body is burning ! ❞
❝ i can’t move these stupid noodle legs ! ❞
❝ curse you , useless flesh sticks ! ❞
❝ body shutting down … ❞
❝ YES ! i’m in my own body and - it’s just as underwhelming as i remember . ❞
❝ everything hurts . ❞
❝ this isn’t the last you’ll hear of me ! ❞
❝ big things are coming . you can’t stop me ! ❞
❝ don’t worry . ❞
❝ i’ve seen enough movies to know this is the part where the audience thinks it was all part of the show and loves it ! ❞
❝ don’t speak to me , ___ . ❞
❝ you’ve made a mockery of my art form . ❞
❝ i might have dodged a bullet there . ❞
❝ i’m sorry about all this . it’s my fault . ❞
❝ i spent all week obsessing over a dumb guy . but the dumb guy i should have cared about was you . ❞
❝ what did ___ do to my hand ?! ❞
❝ nothing a little sleep can’t fix ! ❞
❝ seriously , i need to go to the hospital . ❞
❝ what did one sock puppet say to the other sock puppet ? ❞
❝ you look like you could use a hand ! ❞
❝ that joke was really something . ❞ / ❝ yeah , something terrible ! ❞