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My Chemical Romance: Welcome to the Bruise Parade

(Or something, idk)

The game says it, Jay tops 👍

Game is Profile Perfect

Oni trilogy was straight gas I don’t care what you nostalgia blinded, basement dwelling, Minifig scalping, ingrown mouldy toe nail bitches who are enemies of deodorant and basic hygiene have to say.

truenegativ

Это моя няшечка-вкусняшечка

alien-slushie

Zane: Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?!

Kai: Violent outbursts.

Cole: General Sl*ttiness!

Jay: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

quinnischillin

What y'all do on the girls' day out?

kobrafangs

next video is Making the green ninja eat the HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD

kobrafangs

ngl the world cup has gotta be one of the best things i've ever larped

coleseyebrows

So I'm sitting here thinking about rewriting Ninjago from bottom to top, as a sort of retrospective, and as I do, I have been thinking nonstop about how to recharacterize cole, or at least make his characterization consistent.

Like early in the series, ofc, he was actually snappier than he is now, more sarcastic, more witty, more blunt. And in that original context, there was nothing deeper, but now... Well he have the understanding that he went to train as a ninja very soon after his mother died, couldn't have been more than a year, right? And now, he's much softer, more gentle, and more interested in being altruistic than being perceived as tough.

This pretty much leads me to believe that, with that added context, this was a front for his grief. And considering he knew none of the ninja early on, and kept a lot of stuff to himself... that checks out to me. I mean it also kinda lines up with that little line about how grief takes many forms, some sing and dance, and some climb mountains. He may very well have just wanted to appear fine. Normal, even. Like that meme "PFFT could a depressed person do THIS?" *free solos a mountain*

So I think the angle I should take is one where Cole is more distant, stoic, and prickly. Not necessarily an awful, evil dude, but yk. A grief stricken kid who wants people to stay at arms length. Until he truly befriends them, then it's all ok again

yulianaml

This afternoon I was at the beach for the first time this summer

ninjagohcs

The real reason Wu almost never uses his powers is because the Writers of Destiny intentionally nerf tf outta him.

Wu’s powers are incredibly busted and had he actually tapped into his Dragon/Oni heritage, some events would’ve ended quicker than they should’ve, or wouldn’t even occur at all.

To be fair, they did this with Garmadon too at first. Though to a slightly lesser extent.

But then it got to the point where it was less for the greater good and more just nerfing him for no reason.

Scribe #1: "Uhm, with all due respect Master Writer, why does only Lloyd need to embrace his Oni side? Wu is also part Oni, even more Oni than Lloyd is."

Scribe #2: "Also why does he not even TRY to achieve Dragon Form? I feel like giving him mechanical wings instead is some form of insult. Plus he isn’t even using the essence of Creation. Like, at all."

Scribe #3: "And we’ve been letting Garmadon use his powers willy-nilly for over a year now. Why do we continue to handicap Wu?"

Master Writer: "At this point it’s just for the bit."

THE PLOT HOLES WERE JUST BECAUSE OF THE WRITERS OF DESTINY TRUST....... THIS IS A PERFECT SHOW WITH ZERO ACTUAL PLOT HOLES!! Just don't look at crystalized, time travel, Cole's reflection, crystalized, airjitzu, time travel, kaiju protocol. just kaiju protocol.