Ultraextrafestive

Megan~20~Florida

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[prince-vegeta]

*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*

*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cubeys]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thescariestface]

modern day greek chorus

[jetlagfeel24-7]

@ultraextrafestive same except there’s no bathroom it’s just 3 different tones of your vouce in my head

[ultraextrafestive]

@jetlagfeel24-7 omg I'm honored

[catchymemes]

[unclefather]

[placedeladentelle]

Nikita by Bluebella

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when u rompin around with ya pot

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

[sa2ha]

[kholexcx]

girls will project when giving advice and then be like. "I'm the mom friend."

[jetlagfeel24-7]

@ultraextrafestive which girl from guard was this I wonder

[ultraextrafestive]

@jetlagfeel24-7 I want to say lizzy but also I might be wrong

[jetlagfeel24-7]

@ultraextrafestive good guess, but Madeline

[ultraextrafestive]

@jetlagfeel24-7 omg yes!!! If you call yourself the mom friend you're probably not the mom friend

[newyorkkiss]

[wifiwife]

full offence but you deserve to be at peace with being alive

[05am]

[wolfgangreborn]

Me?