🌿Princess Dave🌿

Davie | they/she | 90’s baby just chit chatting into the void danmei | D20 | TMA

[princessdave]

an isekai where the main character is reborn into a video game world, but it’s that one mobile game from all the ads where you match gems to save a king from falling in lava

[katelyn-danger]

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

[katelyn-danger]

New copypasta just dropped

[tamamita]

Same guy

[beelko]

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

[red-garden]

Shen Jiu only has one tea pet and it’s a butt ugly dog-bear thing with big sad eyes Ning Yingying made for him. Apparently it was inspired by the sight of the sect leader waiting outside the bamboo house in the pouring rain. It is one of his most treasured possessions. He loves pouring scalding water on it.

[lambiesvault]

The imagery had me in a chokehold,

[red-garden]

OH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[deikshen]

I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING

[six-tooth]

Walks up to jax and sticks my hand under the skin around his eye like its a cloth mask of some sort

I say nothing

I then leave

icky!

[princessdave]

[romanceyourdemons]

isekai danmei called “i transmigrated into a depressed prince and became the invading general’s concubine?” where the mc transmigrates into the protag role of a very popular story, tries to fix/improve the plot and ends up derailing everything and having a homosexual adventure, except that the mc is a 17th century london tailor who is knocked into the river thames by a runaway wheel of cheese and wakes up in the world of the tragedy of hamlet, prince of denmark

[sunderwight]

Luo Binghe if he was raised on An Ding Peak would be writing his own RPF about Being Sold By My Shizun to the Qing Jing Peak Lord. Shen Yuan would be thinking that he'd stumbled onto the good timeline where Luo Binghe exclusively dates Liu Mingyan because the two keep finding all these excuses to hang out alone together, but it's because they beta for each other. Luo Binghe keeps hopping the fence to go do Shen Qingqiu's laundry and Ming Fan is torn because on the one hand, Stay On Your Own Peak You Weirdo, but on the other hand, it means he doesn't have to do laundry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[hiroshyhi-blog]

Luo Pombon

Adore o Luo Binghe como novo inicial.

[glimmerchune]

no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.

I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.

[princessdave]

The immortal snail is an avatar of The Hunt 🐌

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[nikito0x]

In which Shen Yuan decides to take the point loss instead of pushing Luo Binghe into the Abyss.

Bingzu never predicted anyone would do such a thing and that single choice collapses the multiverse he created and suddenly, he is no longer a system translucent box entity.

He is Luo Binghe. He is 17 years old. He is leaking demonic energy everywhere, and his body aches all over because of the cradle seal's breakage.

He is Luo Binghe once again. Not just an entity. Not just the broken shards of what was once a person, strewn all over. (Was he ever truly a person? Was he?) He is whole. And he is witnessing the consequences of it as his shizun, the first one to be truly worthy of the title, falls and falls and-

Shen Qingqiu- no, Shen Yuan, disappears into the depths of the Endless Abyss as it closes. And Bingzu, Luo Binghe, is left alone and so very terrified for the first person that truly loved him and who he loves in turn.

He had made that choice. Luo Binghe must fall into the Endless Abyss. Always. In every universe. Even for just a little while. He wouldn't be the person he is without it. There is no version of him that can escape it. As Bingzu lost that innocent part of himself forever in it, so shall every other version born of him.

And yet. There he is. Scared. Alone. His demonic features fully on display and- is that a chi deviation? What is happening? This wasn't supposed to happen. It wasn't possible.

The choice was impossible but easy. Die or have someone you know will live go through a couple years of horrors. It was hard yet easy. And yet...

What is he supposed to do now?

[sunderwight]

"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?

humans are the moms

compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants

cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing

word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills

hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, before we get into a relationship, I require one thing. It might be too much or too hard for you, but please try to understand me

Luo Binghe: Shizun... I will do anything! Even if I don't like it!

Shen Qingqiu: Ok, I need our relationship to be monogamous, so no marrying others

Luo Binghe: ...

Luo Binghe: YEEESSSS!!!!

Luo Binghe, to Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan: SUCK IT!!!

Luo Binghe, running around the peak: THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!

Shen Qingqiu: Poor Binghe, he's trying hard to cope. I hope I'm enough for him

[princessdave]

I just started The Villain’s White Halo, and I haven’t really seen anyone talking about it yet. So I’m gonna list a bunch of things, and if you like them, I think you should give VWH a try: SVSSS, Shen Jiu redemption/was misunderstood all along fics, QiJiu, Nie Huaisang, Mobei-Jun, himbos, idiots in love, the scene in Twilight where Charlie loads his shotgun, villainess manhwa, tiktok Chinese vertical dramas, Shen Yuan’s wife beam, golden retriever boys, golden retriever boys slowly losing their mind, and white haired pretty boys

[princessdave]

I need someone to confirm something for me. The author of The Villain’s White Halo, does their name really translate to “Such a big roll of toilet paper”?? And if so, does the danmei community already have a nickname for them? Is it TP? Please tell me it’s TP