Unga Bunga

[Carlos/22/♂/♎/US] 

[figglypuff]

[dadphone]

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

forbidden pockys

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what is happening

[atreyu-tari]

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

*casually leaves this here*

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[pkpaulshow]

Focus

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[ichise]

[porterr-robinson]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[albertserra]

Recruiter looking at my college transcript: so you used to get such good grades… what happened the past few semesters?

Me: well I used to have a lot of motivation and energy and everything but then…

Them: …then?

Me:

[avant-sad]

Bernie Sanders…. with a gun?

[pyomorphic]

[etica]

[marissawompler]

who is gonna tell this person

[drilsouls]

[also-starring]

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS