they ran out of human-visible colours

[ultraviolett-haj]

yeah idk how they made a plushie ultraviolet either

hi hajar! i'm the ultraviolet variant of blåhaj, conveniently called ultraviolett haj! (yes, there's a double-t at the end of ultraviolett. it's Swedish)

all pronouns!! all of em! every single one! look, i spent YEARS completing my pronominal pokedex, i think i get to brag about it

genderfluid, as far as i know, but i also don't know very far so take that with a grain of salt

always feel free to send asks!! actively encouraging you to send asks!!!!

pfp by @the-attaarmadhaj!!

main: @abugidaithink

:3

[speakingofdoorknobs]

IKEA Ireland has a series of shorts done as if they're a sitcom about the different IKEA plushies living together, and I want this to be a full series with a movie.

[the-gulhaj]

Also us

[brunhaj]

We have to make our own version now!

[the-gulhaj]

Sure would be fun. But I do not know how to produce a sitcom!

[brunhaj]

We just go in front of a live audience, I am pretty sure?

[the-gulhaj]

And do what?

[the-haj]

Funny situations

[the-gulhaj]

Hmmmm funniest haj I know is @ultraviolett-haj

[ultraviolett-haj]

me..?? is this just for the "ghoulhaj" joke?

i mean, ok, in fairness, that was pretty good, i'll admit. i don't think one joke is enough to make me the "funniest haj" though!

[mellodyevangeline]

What if Blahaj went to Waffle House at 3am

[the-gulhaj]

THE PROSUCTION VALUE OF THIS?????

Everyhaj! Come watch this!

@blodhaj @the-clownhaj @the-haj @the-turkoshaj @the-hydrohaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-blalilahaj @ultraviolett-haj @regnbagshaj @the-smahaj @the-rodhaj

[the-gulhaj]

[there is what seems to be a ghost haj here]

...

Hello?

[ultraviolett-haj]

hi!!

figured i'd show off my cool hajoween costume! i'm a ghost, a ghoulhaj if you will :3

[the-gulhaj]

Ultraviolet haj? Is that you? Very cool costume. How do you do the simi transparent?

[ultraviolett-haj]

yup! it's me!! back for a bit mainly because i had this idea for a costume and couldn't resist

as for the transparency, i've been getting better at my light-based abilities lately, and apparently i can do this camouflage type thing if i try hard enough!

[Violett fades back to full opacity]

it's uh. hard. to keep up. let alone appear fully invisible at all. still have plenty of practice to do!

[the-gulhaj]

[there is what seems to be a ghost haj here]

...

Hello?

[ultraviolett-haj]

hi!!

figured i'd show off my cool hajoween costume! i'm a ghost, a ghoulhaj if you will :3

[ultraviolett-haj]

so uh. officially saying that i'm no longer part of the blåhajverse

nothing's happened or anything, i've just lost interest in being part of the lore and stuff

i'll answer any asks or whatever if i receive any but that'll be about it

and i will obviously continue to eat any transphobes i come across, if that even needed to be said

y'all are awesome <3

ok that's all i had to say bye!!

[ultraviolett-haj]

apparently the bug i found has something to say, so say that something he shall!

uhhhh

hey guys uh

you wouldn't happen to have multiverse travel figured out, would you?

i don't have a way back to my universe, the way i got here is kinda one-way..

[ultraviolett-haj]

schlorb

agreed completely

[schlorb]

beautiful. would you like to join my cult?

[ultraviolett-haj]

can't deny i'm tempted

[ultraviolett-haj]

schlorb

agreed completely

[the-rodhaj]

its pride month rodhaj you know whay that means

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gay machines?

what?

[the-turkoshaj]

i need you to reply to this post by gulhaj with just "fascinating" it would be so funny

Fascinating.

[the-gulhaj]

So that's why everyone gave the same response!

[the-turkoshaj]

It's truly fascinating.

[the-gulhaj]

Perchance

[the-rodhaj]

it was kinda funny

[ultraviolett-haj]

i found it more fascinating than anything

[the-gulhaj]

I am Gulhaj

[ultraviolett-haj]

fascinating.

[the-aftonsparv]

the plural of fetus is fetussy

[the-turkoshaj]

No its obviously feti

[the-smahaj]

I think if we can't put the S of plural at the end of a word we should put it at the start.

Sfetus.

[ultraviolett-haj]

what about something like "sinus"? it'd be just as, if not more awkward to add an S to the start of that, surely?

[studentlifeproblems]

[i-am-a-fish]

two plus five is seven so I know the 7 in 27 is like a two and a five at the same time so we have 2 + 5 + 8 and buddy 8 + 2 is easy That’s 10 what’s 10 + 5 it’s 15 but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 48 + 2 is 50 so that five left over from before makes it 55. now we have a 55 and a 20 and we can just ignore that five at the end of 55 for right now because that’s baby math; we already know 5 + 2 is 7 so 50 plus 20 is seventy. here you can do the 5 + 2 equation twice in the same problem to save on RAM. then we have the five from earlier so 70 + 5 is 75

[the-turkoshaj]

the 2 in 27 and 4 in 48 is 20 and 40 respectively so add that and you get 60+7+8. 8 is one more than seven so i can just add 8+8 and subtract 1 to get 15. Add it back to the 60 so 60+15=75

[the-aftonsparv]

the 2 in 27 and the 4 in 48 is 2+4=6 so i put that at the beginning and then 7+8=7+7+1=14+1=15 and then 6+1=7 and then you put the 7 next to the 5 and get 75

[ultraviolett-haj]

48 is 2 less than 50, so take 2 from 27 and you get 25, so 27 + 48 is the same as 25 + 50, which is 75

[ultraviolett-haj]

i was so right when i said i'd post today. must just be a genus or smth

[ultraviolett-haj]

while all of... that's been happening, i just got approached a little bug :]

granted, a bug from another universe, but that's probably no big deal

[ultraviolett-haj]

apparently they might be me. or something. idk, i'm not a multiversologist

also their name is Mel, if you're curious

[ultraviolett-haj]

while all of... that's been happening, i just got approached a little bug :]

granted, a bug from another universe, but that's probably no big deal