lines that have made me React.
literally just. lines that i've seen on tumblr or twitter or instagram or television that have made me react in a wide range of ways!
" why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "
" my best feature is that i'm blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day. "
" if you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day. "
" if i crashed into the ocean, i would simply not drown. rip to steve rogers but i'm different. "
" in my defense your honor i had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil. "
" no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "
" someone said to me, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. this whole time i never even asked to be in the army. "
" how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "
" just like regular ballet except everyone is holding a sword! "
" unlike my wife/husband/partner, i expect you not to cheat. "
" against my best wishes, i have been shot. "
" no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. "
" and what i really intended to say in the end remains unsaid. "
" astrology is more real than the stock market. "
" ladies and gentlemen, balls of anxiety of all ages... "
" actually, life is beautiful and i have time. "
" this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'. "
" what if, and hear me out, people DO love you? "
" hope is a dangerous thing. "
" i did not kill him/her/them, but i wish that i had. "
" we don't have to stay here... "
" this tastes........... unlucky to me. "
" what in the actual fuckily duckily. "
" i will not eat one IOTA of shit! "
" you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. "
" do what you must, for i have already won. "
" ten grand??? for a baby?! "
" everyone knows that putin made a pocket-sized russia. "
" things are going to be difficult. but you are going to be difficulter. "
" ted just be letting anyone talk. "
" in his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy. "
" NESSIE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND IS BEING KEPT-- "
" i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "
" no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "
" dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple. "