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Pssst. What if Wednesday’s guilty pleasure was… this?
Super Soft Vanilla Sex
Resident evil stone cold murder detective, bristling with knives and scowls like some psychopathic hedgehog. Miss torture yes, touch no, get the fuck out of my face Addams. Weak knees and sodden for some 100% mundane, Hallmark card missionary loving.
Plain vanilla white candles, generic rose petals, soothing music. Candlelit dinner on cream tablecloth. Gentle backrub. Nice hot bubble bath. We’re talking pretty pampered princess, with everything in shades of white. Even just whispering it in her ear.
“It’s almost 10 pm, babe. Why don’t you get in the bath? There’s bubbles, just like how my little princess likes it. I’ll see you in the bedroom after.”
Cue deluge. Like gutting the bottom out of storefront overhang during a summer storm. Humid mess, all stuttering and flushed. And no one can know.
Because, fucking damnit, she has a reputation to maintain.
And that’s what makes it such a guilty taboo. 😗
OHHHHH I absolutely love this. A guilty pleasure nobody not even Enid would expect. And I love the idea that she’d actually view it as taboo 🤭🤭🤭Because she wouldn’t be caught dead wanting something so soft and vanilla. And she’d love it every single time 🥺🥺🥺☺️
after party
Pairing: G!p!Tara Carpenter x Fem!Reader
Summary: in which you both left a party in pure silence just seconds after tara pulled you away from flirting too much with a girl.
Words: 4.5k
Warnings: pure and heavy smut like every scene is a sex scene. oh and its angry sex
a/n: i wanna consider this as the special valentines fic because the main one im writing right now im totally so damn stumped on. so heres one to atleast keep up with my stories
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In response to Enid + fireworks:
High above Nevermore and flanked by twin grotesques is Wednesday, standing atop the balcony’s stone balustrade. Her gaze, shaded from the dwindling daylight by her right hand, is fixed in the direction of Jericho. Her left hand is raised high, arm tense with anticipation.
Thing: *signs*
Wednesday: Good. And her noise cancelling headphones?
Thing: *signs*
Wednesday: Superb. With Enid secure, we need only wait.
The pair fall into an anticipatory silence that is marred by the sparodic pop of distant consumer grade pyrotechnics. Little more than a child’s popper when compared to even Pugsley’s earlier creations. As if to punctuate the thought, several dull thumps sound from Jericho.
Wednesday: *narrows eyes* It begins.
The two are in action even before the first firework detonates. Wednesday’s gaze flicks from one distant location to the next as she rattles off rapid fire instructions. Behind her Thing is a flurry of motion.
Wednesday: That should be the last of them. Are the trebuchets ready?
Thing: *thumbs up*
Wednesday: Perfect. Then in Enid’s name—*drops her hand* —RETURN FIRE!
Pffft not Wednesday literally starting WWIII just cause Enid is overstimulated lmaoooo
I really love this though!
Yoko climbs up to the top of the tower and sits down beside Wednesday.
Yoko: So… everything went to plan?
Wednesday: Even better, mi amor. Those fools will think twice before celebrating this crude holiday with even cruder means. Which means you and Enid will not be forced to sleep with headphones on for the following week.
Yoko smirks and pulls Wednesday down to sit with her and pulls her close into a tight cuddle.
Wednesday: Shouldn’t we get back to the others?
Yoko: Nah, Bia and Divi have Enid taken care of for a while. Right now I want cuddles with you. It’s not every night that we get to cuddle out in the cold like this, after all!
Wednesday: *relents and snuggles against Yoko* Hmm, you are right. It is quite freezing out tonight, it’s perfect.
Yoko: You’re perfect.
Wednesday: *grumbling and blushing* Silence yourself, bat.
Yoko: Make me, raven.
And then they make out for an hour straight 👍
Wednesday: Enid, this is a serious operation. Do not give me your sass right now!
Werewolf Enid: *Awoof!*
Wednesday: Excuse me?!
Enid: *sassily* *aaaWOOF!*
Wednesday: Cease your incessant woofing now or I will have Yoko come and take you home!
Enid: *whimpers and bows her head*
Wednesday: Good puppy. Now… let’s find the master switch to the animal cages. The zoo security guard will be back soon.
I LOVE the idea of Wednesday understanding werewolf Enid. And I love that werewolf Enid is so sassy 😭😭😭 No matter what operation they’re doing, Wednesday is always doing all the work and Enid follows. Also just acts cute while she’s there ♥️
Wednesday fanfic writers are cowards. Let Wednesday kill people, now!
Late night wenclair thoughts cause I can’t sleep lol
Just like the good old days 👍
Horny Hockey!Enid AU cause I can’t be normal
After a particularly tough game, Enid waits in the locker room for all her teammates and everyone to leave. Once she’s alone, she texts her girlfriends to come in. When they enter the empty locker room, Enid smiles and pulls off her shirt, revealing her bare torso, sweaty and slightly bruised.
The werewolf looks at Wednesday specifically and summons her closer with her finger, the raven obeying immediately, recognizing the dark look in Enid’s eyes. As soon as Wednesday is close, Enid grabs her head and shoves it into her smelly armpit, demanding Wednesday to breathe in her scent. The seer moans loudly at the action and moans even louder as she takes in her much stronger girlfriend’s smell. She’s always obsessed with how all her girlfriends smell when they’re all sweaty, but Enid in particular smells damn near divine like this.
The other girls sit down on the bench opposite of the werewolf and raven, watching the show in front of them as they all slide a hand into their own pants. Enid wraps her arm around Wednesday’s head, keeping her face pressed against her armpit while she pulls down her shorts and exposes her pussy to the room, also sweaty from the game. With another simple gesture with her finger, Enid gets all three of the other girls onto their knees, desperately licking up her juices, sweat and otherwise.
They keep licking and licking until Enid cums three times, receiving one orgasm from each of them. Finally, Enid lets Wednesday out from her armpit, the short girl practically high from her scent at this point, and lays her across her lap.
Enid orders Bianca to finger Wednesday while the werewolf spanks her, letting out some of her frustration from the game onto the raven’s perky little butt. Wednesday of course is all too happy to be her dominant wolf’s outlet for all her frustrations. But Enid doesn’t let Wednesday cum right away, no, she orders Bianca to edge the poor girl until Enid finishes the spanking, letting them both know that Wednesday will be receiving 100 spanks that night.
Wednesday gets through the spanking and the edging like such a good girl and finally receives her reward, her four girlfriends all showering her with praise while Bianca finger-fucks her to an absolutely explosive orgasm, leaving the seer a melted, boneless puddle. Enid redresses Wednesday, then dresses herself and picks up the tiny raven and carries her out to the car. The girls all go home and engage in their loving aftercare properly.
End <3
“Girls Night 3-The Challenge”
The curtain parted. Kent and Principal Thropp exited. Kent helped her set up the camera to record
Xavier: -a bit nervous- Principal Thropp? I am still allowed to be here right?
Principal Thropp: yes you are. Kent, will you get me a cup of the Pepino agua fresca
Kent went over and poured the principal a cup.
Next out from the curtain was Tom Burton. Principal Thropp began filming and gave Mr Burton the cue
Mr Burton: greetings. As you may or may not know I am Tom Burton. I am currently filming a three episode story The Devil for the series Tales from the Other Sides here in Jericho based on a story written by your friend Wednesday Addams. For your Girls Night you were having a hot wing contest. Talk of one of the cast’s appearance on a hot sauce challenge came up in one of our recent table readings. A couple other cast members wanted to see her eat them. Wednesday brought up this event. It was not going to be a spectacle but Mr Johnson arrived and demanded to know where certain cast members were and well here we are.
Ajax: what the heck?
Enid: oh my god.
Mr Burton: so contestants. Xavier Thorpe! Take your seat at the table. At the end please
Xavier took his seat.
Mr: Burton: playing Hela Diaz, Harley López- Ortega
Xavier: - whining as Harley took her seat next to him- I want to sit next to Wednesday
Harley: deal with it -she wanted to say something different and in a harsher tone be refrained because they were on camera -
Mr Burton: next Wednesday Addams. She submitted her story that we are adapting
Wednesday emerged from the curtain and sat next to Harley
Mr Burton: final challenger The Foundation Doug Johnson who is one of the executive producers
He emerged and sat next to Wednesday
Mr Johnson: your friend seems like he really wants to sit next to you. Why don’t you switch with Harley
Xavier: yes! Wednesday, listen to The Foundation!!
Harley: I’m offended! -mockingly placing a hand to her chest- first you tell me my guacamole isn’t the best because I use lime and mix in my pico de gallo instead of using apple cider vinegar and peas? Now you don’t want to sit next to me? -gasping-
The gang laughed at Xavier
Mr Burton: also joining us this evening from the cast are Alyssa Yasutake, Frankie George, and Pippa Waller!
The trio walked out waving, then gathered just in front of the camera taking seats on on ground
Mr Burton: now let’s get this challenge started! Kent, Enid? Wednesday said the two of you would be preparing the nuggets?
“Girls Night 3 - the feast”
Wednesday emerged from behind the curtain with a cart full of milk, cottage cheese, lemonade, orange juice, tomato juice, bread, rice and tortillas as well as more salsa and guacamole. She arranged them all on the challenge table
Xavier: hey there, gorgeous! The guac and spa waters are delicious did you make them?
Harley, pushing a cart with the bowls of the chicken nuggets they prepared for the challenge and serving bowls, Pippa, with the hot sauce bottles, Alyssa and Frank each with more agua fresca. They put them all in their places
Harley: I made the guacamole. And what the fuck did you just call the agua fresca I made?
Xavier: spa water. I saw it on TikTok. I love the guac but it would be much better if you used apple cider vinegar and put some pico on the top!
Harley: Wednesday? Who is this clown?
Everyone was in shock at who had just emerged from the curtains
Xavier: who you calling a clown? I said what I said. Your guac is good. Great even. But the best guac is made with apple cider vinegar
Harley: lime. Lots of lime. Jalapeño and cilantro. Lemon is acceptable if you don’t have lime. But I prefer lime. Don’t you dare say you add peas
Xavier: oh my god! I knew it was missing something! Yes!
Harley: dude? Do you even know any LatinoHispanic people?
Xavier: I know Wednesday! She’s my girlfriend
Wednesday: I would rather pull my tongue out than put peas in my guacamole. And for the last time I am not your girlfriend
Kent peered out from the curtains
Kent: um Wednesday? Can you and the crew come back into the room for a sec?
Wednesday, Harley, Alyssa, Pippa and Frank returned behind the curtains. Xavier tries to follow but Ajax put his foot out and tripped him
Xavier: -on the ground after face planting- what the hell dude! You tripped me! Kent can be in the room?! Why can’t I?
Enid: I am not allowed in my room right now, Xavier
Divina, Yoko and Bianca walked up
Bianca: are we not going to talk about who was just out here?
Yoko: Harley made the guac, salsa and agua fresca?
Divina: and Alyssa, Frank and Pippa are here too?
Xavier: who?
Ajax: Harley Lopez-Ortega, Frankie George, Alyssa Yasutake, and Pippa Waller.
Enid: can you believe she got them to come to our Girls Night? Wednesday actually befriended them. Can you believe that? She said that Harley has really embraced Hela and is clashing with Ms Rowling brilliantly
Behind the curtain in the dorm room.
Principal Thropp: have you started the hot sauce challenge?
Wednesday: not yet. We only took out the food
Harley: -seeing Mr Burton- are we going to have to cut the night short?
Mr Burton: oh not at all. Elphaba will be filming. Doug wants to join the challenge
Frankie: are you sure? Jackson and I room with Harley and she makes some pretty spicy food.
Alyssa: I love Korean and Thai food And some of Harley’s food is spicy
Pippa: I’ve seen people gag and cry eating the same wings Harley hardly broke a sweat over
Mr Johnson: bring it on! They don’t call me The Foundation for nothing
Harley: we did prep for four people to take the challenge. Myself, Wednesday, the clown and one more
Wednesday: is Mr Johnson going to fit through the window?
Sleepy Pregnant Wednesday thoughts 🥰🥰
So Pregnant Wednesday can be pretty cranky on some of her harder days where her hormones are just out of control. But she’s also very cranky when she’s sleepy.
Though it’s a very different type of cranky when she’s sleepy. She acts all grumpy and grumbly when she’s tired, and she’s pouting constantly when she’s not yawning lol. If she’s not given what she wants (usually always cuddles) she’ll often give her wives the cold shoulder (while also scooting closer to them)
Grumpy, sleepy Wednesday is just about as adorable as every other version of Wednesday according to the girls lol. But when she’s finally smushed up in bed between her wives, with their arms all wrapped around her, Wednesday is content and can usually fall right to sleep! 🥰🥰
(If anyone has any Pregnant Wednesday ideas, please send asks! Gimme gimme gimme!!)
“Girls Night 3-The prep”
Kent entered the balcony behind the curtain
Kent: most of the gang have arrived. Only Xavier has yet to arrive
Wednesday: if he decides to arrive early as I he will? He’s still got about an hour
Harley: -snickering- now that’s a twist. Usually one tells someone to arrive early because they are always late.
Kent: well. We don’t actually want him to show up at all. But he usually does anyway
Harley: he’s the one taking the hot sauce challenge right? I can’t wait. Looks like you got some sauce I haven’t tried
Harley got a text
Harley: oh! It looks like Pip, Alyssa and Frank are at the gate
Wednesday: Kent, go get them. Bring them up to the room. Here’s my key. Harley and I will finish prepping the nuggets
Kent: okay. Let me take the chips and dip out
Kent took the dip out then returned to fetch Harley’s co stars
Kent: I’ll be back
Outside on the roof Xavier showed up
Xavier: hey. Where’s Wednesday?
Enid: preparing the nuggets and hot sauce
Xavier: I can’t wait! I’ve watched those challenges. They look so fake! Especially the one with Harley Lopez-Ortega. No way she breezed through it like that the big tough guys cried. I’m going to help Wednesday
Ajax: oh no you aren’t.
The fact that Wednesday used the word "howdy" while trying to frighten people PROVES that Enid makes her feel some type of way. My girl gay panicked so hard that she thinks "howdy" is declaration of war now
Polyshade road trip NSFW
Enid driving while Wends gives her road head while Bianca, Yoko and Divina doing hand stuff in the back
Mmmm car sex 😋😋
Reblogging one last time before I wipe this whole thing from my brain forever lol
I cant for the life of me finish anything. Just. WiP dump ig
Enid when she sees her baby walk in holding a real raven
YESSSSS lmaooooo
I’m also imagining now that Wednesday has some Disney Princess effect but like, only for ravens.
So she’ll be walking around with a whole unkindness of ravens following her around and it just confuses the hell out of her girlfriends
(this is my favorite gif ever btw, I’m so gay for Carol)
Omg imagine auntie Bianca and baby Wednesday (and little Raven ofc) having a picnic and while Wednesday is “feeding” little Raven, Bianca looks up and sees a bunch of Raven surrounding them near the trees. Bianca is definitely lowkey freaking the fuck out.
Also same, I watched the marvels for the plot (her)