Umbrosia uh yeah uh

@nonapplicable-horse, my beloved (header and pfp art by @ThatNA) did you know that england was almost a vassal of muslim spain in return for an alliance and could have been muslim by conversion and that we could have had a muslim emirate of britain and

[glisteringlord]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[ferncrafts]

In the voice of someone who really shouldn’t get into more crafts: I have GOT to get into making glass beads.

[ferncrafts]

Hey guys. Guess what

[hapalopus]

You became the thrall of an iron age glassworker?

[rhiotta]

Muzzle in the peanut butter type behavior. Is chloroform expensive? I feel like Susie would run into bottles of ancient, dubious medicines that will probably kill you.

I've gotten a lot better at drawing boss monsters since starting this project.

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[animentality]

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[maryoliveoil]

[christianstepmoms]

> "Tell Mommy No"

Are you insane?

[whizpurr]

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[xxrie]

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

[puddox]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[lamiafemme]

“I love fat bitches” mfs when you actually like fat women with arm fat and double chins and not a woman with big boobs and fat ass with no waist:

[asexual-fu]

I want to eat raw cookie dough right now

[umberrosaline]

Salmnonndndllla.

[brothdian]

overfed Kawkaw Deltarune

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?