It's A New Soundtrack...

I could dance to this beat forevermore.Robbie. 33. Tennessee.

[talldrinkofhappy]

Her choice of shoes though…

[taylorswift]

LET ME LIVE, CINDY

[tinarannosaurus]

"She’s always liked you better. Ever since she was a baby."

request [x]

[annabelllewallis]

[shortvideosandstuff]

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

what the fuck

[casserole-jpg]

NO HOLD THE FUCK UP I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOT THIS THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER THIS DOES NOT WORK IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK

[chillaxemurderer-deactivated201]

sweetheart no babe no sweetheart u fold it back u fold the cardboard back u fold it back babe

[futurefantastic]

did u know that if you don’t pour it like an impatient rhinoceros you can use the top method just fine

[divinevil]

[burgertv]

[umbertojose]

Me.

[fuck-bitches-get-money-deactiva]

[sketchlynx]

What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.

[fwizard]

“INCOMING!”

WHAP

[tinarannosaurus]

[umbertojose]

I'm going back to work tomorrow morning after only working an hour on Friday. By the time I finished at the doc-in-a-box and picked up my prescriptions, I was home around 12:30p on Friday. I haven't left my house since. Seriously. I've worn pajama pants and t-shirts all day, every day. I haven't shaved or trimmed my beard, which is why I can't snooze. In the morning, I have to clean out my eye, shave, trim, shower, apply eye drops, eat something, pack my lunch, brush my teeth, and get dressed for work in 90 min. time.

[innerwreck]

[logotv]

[margetrobbiearchive]

[littlehazy]

Britney + Album Sales & US Certifications

(insp.)

YAAAS, BRITNEY JEAN! SLAY THAT RUST CERTIFICATION!

[yoozuhbish]

Damn, Britney Jean was garbage tho

[makemelaughblog]

[nbcparksandrec]

Wait wait wait WAIT! It’s not a real goodbye. Why? Because I got everything I wanted. I, Leslie Knope, am leaving my job in City Hall. BUT I’m starting a new job at the National Parks Service. BUT I’m staying in Pawnee. BUT I have to say goodbye to you all. BUT as I’ve said it’s not a real goodbye. Understand? I thought so! Well done…you all get gold stars! (Come by my new office to pick up your gold stars.)

But sadly this is my last newsletter. And, let’s be honest, once I’m gone I highly doubt these newsletters will continue. Who would continue them? Ron? Please. Larry? Impossible. Donna? Okay maybe Donna, but it’d just become a gossip column which I’m in favor of when I get to see how stars are just like us. (Sandy Bullock shops for groceries, too!)

Thank you all for being loyal readers and supporters of the Parks Department newsletter. Rest assured that good work will still be done by the wonderful and amazing people who work here. And if you miss them (and me), please stop by City Hall and let them (and me) know how they (and I) can help you.

Fondly, And warmly, And sincerely, And I love you Pawnee, Forever, And ever, And ever, Leslie Knope Former Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation Former City Councilwoman Current National Parks Service Regional Director Obsessed with Ben Wyatt Fierce friend to Ron Swanson, Ann Perkins, Tom Haverford, April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, Donna Meagle, and Chris Traeger Tolerating Larry Gergich Forever Pawneean

We found Leslie’s final newsletter from 2014!

[yrbff]

if parks and rec was an 8-bit video game

(WE LOVE YOU PARKS AND REC)

[buzzfeed]

YES

[danaziz]